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Meggan Mallone: Head on her shoulders

When the lovely and dangerous Janine Lindemulder signed a Digital Playground contract in March 2005, she appeared in her promo picture without a right arm and sporting what appeared to be a nasty head wound.

Today Vivid announced the arrival of Meggan Mallone to its Hall of Contract Girls, an echoing marble edifice located 300 feet below Universal City Nissan. Claiming Irish, German, and Cherokee heritage (making Cherokee the Native American nation that has most contributed to the porn world, with Anna Malle, Lezley Zen, and Sophia Santi acknowledging Cherokee ancestry. Take that, Oglala Sioux!), Mallone is a former cheerleader from Houston.

Clutching both her collarbone and her head, Mallone nevertheless expressed enthusiasm about her new job.

“My friends say that I’m bubbly and animated and I think they’re right,” she said, struggling to hold her head still. “I have a lot of energy and love sports and definitely have a positive attitude towards life. I’m certainly excited about being a Vivid Girl and hope to break some of the stereotypes people have about adult stars.”

One persistent and pernicious stereotype is that injuries to the brain are detrimental to a porn career.

“I can only say, watch out world, I’m coming!” she said, not adding, “After all, I’ve got an arm up on Janine.”

Previously: Sexy Janine hides head injury, signs with Digital Playground
See also: Vivid, Digital Playground

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