“Sinner Takes All”: Tera Patrick is Candid, Classy, and Coy
Patrick’s book should not be confused with “Sinner Tells All.” Just because it is unflinching doesn’t mean it scorches the earth.
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Vivid pursues Chinese wife-swappers
AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
[PR] B. Skow lightens Vivid’s load
B. Skow’s announcement that he is “cordially” leaving Vivid is the second such departure notice in a week. It’s probably nothing.
[PR] Haze searches for something more up her Allie
Allie Haze has departed Vivid. What, you didn’t know she was with Vivid? That might be the problem.
“Backdoor to Chyna” renews my hope for the celebrity sex tape
You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.
Bad Taste: Three tales of how the porn industry creates its own problems
“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.
“It was between the brothers, KK”
I just needed to get a “Godfather 2” reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.
MontagFoto 5.16.11—Sunny Leone wakes the dead
Maybe Vivid’s presence in that bone orchard was proof that when you die, that’s all there is.
“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
The further pimping of Kacey Jordan
If you learned of the porn-star/hooker proclivities of the actor Charlie Sheen here, well, congratulations, because you have even less interest in celebrity sex gossip than I do.
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.
MontagFoto 10.25.10
In a way, encountering Kagney Linn Karter on the roof was like meeting the Space Shuttle while waving goodbye to Apollo 17.
Your Porn Valley HIV Digest
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
MontagFoto 10.11.10
Because you never know when you’re going to get short.
“Sex Crimes” deserves a promotion
The real sex crime, of course, is how Vivid continues to hound poor trainwreck Nadya Suleman, but this excellent police porn involving the murder of Mr. Pete shows how good—and inexpensive— original porn can still be.
MontagFoto 9.6.10
I used to work at United Parcel Service, so I was happy to be with Dana and the wall bass.
Pornollaneous 8.26.10
Vivid releases gonzo bathing suit line, suggests all porn is a lie; Digital Sin makes my testicles recede; Jamye Waxman confirms I have a great face for radio; Ryan Keely shows admirable restraint by not mentioning Narfs
The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.