AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
Allie Haze has departed Vivid. What, you didn’t know she was with Vivid? That might be the problem.
You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.
“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.
The women of “Curvaceous 2″ are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.