If there has been any harm in “American Bukkake”s present or past, the damage has already been done. What unfolds on screen is nothing more than the standard porn scene, except with less warmth and way more loads.
“If my tits are what get me in the door, then good for me. Because once I get in the door, they see that I am a good actress and that I take my work seriously.”
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
Michelle Avanti is doubly-penetrated in an exact replica of St. Peter’s crucifixion. And a freeze frame of Erin Moore contemplating Sledge Hammer’s penis makes her look like Sauyl on the road to Damascus.
To watch Wankus tweaking about Jesus in the same way he would about Mika Tan three years ago, makes being born again look less like salvation than a more reputable box to put one’s craziness in.
There is a reason, and it is not Eon McKai, that porn earned its reputation for horrible production values and lackluster directing.
“Confessions of An Ivy League Pornographer” offers expert insight into the garden-level tragedy of porn, as well as the freedom the business allows and the consequences of that freedom.
By the point one is in a venue that features a seven-foot bucking penis, the spout may as well just shoot hollow-point bullets and be done with it
Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich von 99 Luftballons, OK?
I have always been America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, and you have always been the caretaker. And Aiden Starr? I corrected her.
Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read.
Let’s begin by saying that Kendra Kane is not a cunt herself, but you may rest assured she has a spectacular one
Following yesterday’s shocking discovery that AVN had Photoshopped (do I still need to capitalize that?) its logo onto a building owned by someone else for […]
If you’ve ever been to San Francisco, then you know Journey’s City by the Bay is the perfect place to base Pissing.com, because the whole city smells like urine and its citizens just don’t stop relievin’.
Muffia.com’s parody “Star Trix” (see the review here) features Jayden Jaymes’ uncanny interpretation of the delicious California avocado. Porn Valley-adjacent Fallbrook, California is known as […]
A new porn talent agency called Inland Empire Models just signed a woman who is 98 pounds and is known as Juicee. If this is […]
Self-hating Asian Wayne Hentai, writing on Asian Juicebox.com, hipped me to the fact that the 1976 socio-erotic thriller In the Realm of the Senses has […]
Because I am on a number of mailing lists, today I received the following announcement about a long-awaited sequel. No Cover Productions has done it […]
Kylie Ireland’s epic porn set tale of champagne wishes.
It is a cliche that porn is poorly made. This comes from years of visible boom mics, awkward dialogue, quick scripts, and poor editing. But […]
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