Because I am on a number of mailing lists, today I received the following announcement about a long-awaited sequel.
No Cover Productions has done it again with More Bare Ass-Busting Cum Pigs. These guys are ready to get down and dirty in this hot film, continuing from the explosive action that made its predecessor so popular. The film was directed by Viktor Store and features the talent of Pavel Vlasek, Rendy Scott, Jose Manuel, Mike Gate, and Eric Tomfor. “With the overwhelming response to the original, it only made sense to give them more…Bare Ass-Busting Cum Pigs,” says 3MD’s Michael Deak. Like all No Cover Productions films, More Bare Ass-Busting Cum Pigs features the hardcore bareback action that viewers want. “It’s great to have More Bare Ass-Busting Cum Pigs exclusively,” says AEBN’s Chris Baker. “The first in the series was a great hit and it definitely warranted a sequel. Fans won’t be disappointed.”
Naturally, because it was used 72 more times in the press release, I tried to work More Bare Ass-Busting Cum Pigs into as many conversations as I could; with my Member of Congress, at the library, disputing a parking ticket, and at dinner with a special lady friend:
“These potatoes could use More Ass-Busting Cum Pigs – I mean ‘pepper.'”
…as well as with my personal trainer, Trondra:
“That workout really busted my ass like some sort of cum pig.”
Anyway, I was confused about why “bare” was in the title at all. Unless these people were Mormon pornographers, I expected them to be bare.
But “bare” refers to “bareback,” thrilling to gay porn consumers but controversial in the United States because no condoms are used. That is why the majority of bareback gay porn comes from outside the country, why “bare” figures in the titles of many gay porn movies, and why it is so forbidden.
Q. But Grams, why do The Gays not cleave to accepted Porn Naming Standards when issuing sequels?
A. Because using “#2” when referring to ass-busting might be too on the nose.
I know that you don’t come (pig) to Gram Ponante.com for its gay content, but you will certainly be the hit of your next PTA meeting if you complain that your tax dollars have been wasted by building a handicapped accessible ramp to the swing set when what the school really needed was More Ass-Busting Cum Pigs.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Location, Location, Location – Strap-on Club vs. Strap-on Motel; What has it got in its pocketses?; Trans fats up your ass
See also: AEBN, See the boxcover for More Bare Ass-Busting Cum Pigs here
you forgot swine, you cum-busting pig pandemic.