PR: JOI de Vivre
You may be saying, “But Grams, that is, without a doubt, the One Thing I need no instruction about.”
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Humb Day with Lupe Fuentes
Not since Leo Tolstoy’s “Anal Creampie Karenina” has a great work of literature become porn shorthand as quickly as Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita” has.
Crucifellatio: Its origin and basis in science
Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.
Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable
Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley […]
Anikka Albrite: Hotwife with A Hose
In Calabasas with the pumpkilicious Anikka Albrite and my past.
The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead
Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink
The Ross Sisters, Pictures of Lily, Tom Hagen’s Trip, Calling Your Daughters like They’re Pigs, And Having A Crush on People Who Are Probably Dead
Minderjährigabertotenjetzlust doesn’t even cover it
Porn Don’t Get No More Sacred Than the Creampie
Porn is like that Macarthur Fellowship I just got; you have to show your work.
AVN: North Korean rocket launch “provocative,” “strokeable”
“It’s not going to change anyone’s life, but (North Korea’s space program) is solid, (and) strokeable,” Ochs says.
Tribulation-free Tribbing: It was a good day
“So, I like my tits; I think they’re nice,” says Sage to Daniels. “But fuck: your tits are insane.”
Boxcover of the Week: Anointing Baby Cakes
Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?
Everybody’s Gokkun: Kelly Shibari’s Libertarian bukkake
If Ron Paul’s influence can be felt at a bukkake, how far is he from capturing the hearts and minds of all Americans?
Tim Von Swine: The Last Man Working in Porn
“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”
Your Porn Valley HIV Digest
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
Japanese debut money shot technology, redefine porn “past the teeth”
The money shot might exemplify male hatred, female submission, a wholesome bath, the establishment of territory, or proof that the guy didn’t spill his seed before work, depending on whose scholarly extract you read.
“Iron Slut”: Dylan Ryan throws down in sex educator octagon
“It’s a loose spoof on ‘Iron Chef,’ and much more like ‘Inside the Actors Studio.'”
No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
The Pop Shot heard ’round the world
Cross the crude tart that arched her back, They frown with sneakered toes recurled
Here stands the mopey gangbang pack, To pop their shots on gaping girls
Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”
The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
Asa Akira: Top Drop by any other name
For some, there is a connection between sexuality and shame, and it can be felt on both sides of the relationship. Asa Akira talks about that “What did I just do?” feeling