Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.
Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce Chairperson Loup Perch-Tounge welcomed industry dramaturgs, archivists, scribes, and tastemakers from as far away as Tampa to both Portlands as well as sizable retinues from San Francisco,…
In Calabasas with the pumpkilicious Anikka Albrite and my past.
Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink
Minderjährigabertotenjetzlust doesn’t even cover it
Porn is like that Macarthur Fellowship I just got; you have to show your work.
“It’s not going to change anyone’s life, but (North Korea’s space program) is solid, (and) strokeable,” Ochs says.
“So, I like my tits; I think they’re nice,” says Sage to Daniels. “But fuck: your tits are insane.”
Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?
If Ron Paul’s influence can be felt at a bukkake, how far is he from capturing the hearts and minds of all Americans?
“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
The money shot might exemplify male hatred, female submission, a wholesome bath, the establishment of territory, or proof that the guy didn’t spill his seed before work, depending on whose scholarly extract you read.
Not since Leo Tolstoy’s “Anal Creampie Karenina” has a great work of literature become porn shorthand as quickly as Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita” has.
“It’s a loose spoof on ‘Iron Chef,’ and much more like ‘Inside the Actors Studio.'”
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
Cross the crude tart that arched her back, They frown with sneakered toes recurled
Here stands the mopey gangbang pack, To pop their shots on gaping girls
The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
For some, there is a connection between sexuality and shame, and it can be felt on both sides of the relationship. Asa Akira talks about that “What did I just do?” feeling
Let’s begin by saying that Kendra Kane is not a cunt herself, but you may rest assured she has a spectacular one