Sometimes, when one has got his cock halfway down a bitch’s throat, the first thing out of one’s mouth is not “I love you.” (Why this occurred to me in the McDonald’s drive-thru this morning is not clear, but I can assure you my #11 was served up nice and fresh.)
“Suck It Bitch,” the new movie from Harmony Films director Gazzman, features several strenuous scenes that give us healthy, wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
Covergirl Kristina Rose remembers the filming well.
“That was the first time I blew two guys at one time,” she said. “It’s always usually one guy or five or six guys.”
I asked her if anyone ever had her at “Suck It Bitch.”
“I think ‘Suck it Bitch’ is entirely underrated as a term of endearment and should be used more often as such,” she said.
I spoke with Gazzman about the movie’s inclusion in the curricula of noted relationship counselors.
“‘Suck It Bitch’ is really only something that two people who are deeply in love can say with meaning,” he said. “…as in any other context blows would be exchanged and criminal proceedings would surely follow.”
The 2-disc set features heartwarming scenes from Kristina Rose, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, and Aiden Starr, among others.
- Buy “Suck It Bitch” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Tori Black goes down to London; Gazzman’s trans-Atlantic quest for the “Perfect Breasts”
See also: Harmony Films
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