In which we have the opportunity to use the term “Meat Lorry.”
“That’s me, isn’t it?” Michelle Dockery said. “The one with the very large breasts?”
If British porn director Tanya Hyde ever landed a show on HGTV, the tagline would be “Floors You Can Eat Off And Fuck On.”
Here in Los Angeles, school started weeks ago, and our young scholars are currently sweating through some very expensive air conditioning. Over in Prague, meanwhile, some “Young Harlots” are suffering the blurred lines of a liberal education system. Seriously. I don’t know how anyone learns to read at all.
“It is getting pretty gay in this prison,” we think.
Sometimes things are sexiest when the red video light is off
…if we’re lucky, we see free-spirited porn girls running around in bare feet and Red Vines, pantsless on the way to the makeup chair. tHIS HAPPENS AT pORN fILM vACATIONS ALL THE TIME.
“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”
Director Scarlett Revell has commissioned Lady Gaga designer Atsuko Kudo to costume her upcoming “Sex in Venice”
Scarlett Revell: “I have to feel like I’m there. I want to smell the penises and pussies and sexual juices.”
A vagina is still a vagina, even if you can’t look all the way up it.
While Harmony Films’ “The Cult” is neither David Koresh nor L. Ron Hubbard (unless you connect Tom Cruise via “Eyes Wide Shut”), no one can say that porn doesn’t have its finger on topical subjects.
“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”
Danny D. is a lucky man who made the grade
Adrianna Luna brightens up any warehouse
An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee
Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie
I find that the most exciting thing about porn movies and porn people is the context
It kind of makes me want to start smoking.
It is not every day that we get to think of Mott the Hoople