If British porn director Tanya Hyde ever landed a show on HGTV, the tagline would be “Floors You Can Eat Off And Fuck On.”
Here in Los Angeles, school started weeks ago, and our young scholars are currently sweating through some very expensive air conditioning. Over in Prague, meanwhile, some “Young Harlots” are suffering the blurred lines of a liberal education system. Seriously. I don’t know how anyone learns to read at all.
“It is getting pretty gay in this prison,” we think.
Sometimes things are sexiest when the red video light is off
…if we’re lucky, we see free-spirited porn girls running around in bare feet and Red Vines, pantsless on the way to the makeup chair. tHIS HAPPENS AT pORN fILM vACATIONS ALL THE TIME.
“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”
Director Scarlett Revell has commissioned Lady Gaga designer Atsuko Kudo to costume her upcoming “Sex in Venice”
Danny D. is a lucky man who made the grade
“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”