Because I am America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, it is sometimes forgotten that I am also unflinching in asking the tough questions of our nation’s porn stars.
Witness my grilling of Dana DeArmond as we bowled one early morning this week; I’m surprised she didn’t break down in tears.
Nursing a vascularly engorged wrist, DeArmond nevertheless continued bowling. That’s dedication.
“But I’m still great at handjobs,” she said, reminding me that this was not the first time I’d wished DeArmond had hosted “Candlepins for Cash.”*
*Best comment wins a prize
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”
See also: Dana DeArmond
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