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Month: March 2010

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Scenes from the class struggle of “Evil Elegance”

March 31, 2010 Gram the Man 1

“I feel that in this film we were tasteful in our depiction of buggery, fish-hooking, gagging and gang banging.“

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Pornic Voices Blind Item: Fuck the Calla lillies, Norman

March 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“I fucking hate my mother. She said ‘Katharine’ would be too difficult for a kid to spell, so she she named me ‘Katy’ and just counted on her kid to be a fucking retard.”

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Your multicultural Pesach smorgasbord: Kosher Japanese blowjobs

March 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Your nasal passages will be legendary, Akima Nakamori, even in Hell. But let’s save next year for Jerusalem.

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Getting creepy with Tanner Mayes

March 29, 2010 Gram the Man 3

This photo suggests that Tanner’s nipples come right off. But they don’t. It doesn’t mean one should ever quit trying.

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Report: “Nikki’s House” so much better than Amityville Horror house

March 26, 2010 Gram the Man 5

Nikki Jayne combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. But she’s British!!!

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This Week in Porn Hysteria: The Name Bomb or: When Is Dana DeArmond also Dana DeArmond?

March 25, 2010 Gram the Man 2

The nuclear option in many porn feuds is the revelation of a performer’s real name, such as what happened this week in spectacular, awful fashion.

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Working blue: Porn and mainstream movie industries learn from one other

March 24, 2010 Gram the Man 0

If Hollywood can cash in on the small-breast niche, might porn benefit from Scientology?

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Before America was America: Your people call it porn, We call it Tanner Mayes

March 22, 2010 Gram the Man 6

Tanner Mayes is the reason a lot of us came to California in the first place.

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Vivid to Nadya Suleman: I’m’a takes care of you, baby

March 22, 2010 Gram the Man 1

While many people get into porn because they find the idea of it thrilling, the “gun to the head” that compels others is often dire economic need.

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April Flores: “Solo” with her own and, later, with Buck Angel’s pussy

March 19, 2010 Gram the Man 4

“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”

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“Monique’s Lost Footage” recovering nicely

March 19, 2010 Gram the Man 2

Can Vivid really afford to let the world know that they are in the habit of “losing” essential documentation?

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Degenerates invited to become pornographers in San Francisco

March 18, 2010 Gram the Man 0

As with all of San Francisco’s public functions, the Independent Erotic Film Festival will feature plenty of attendant drag queens, live sex shows, raunchy music, free-flowing alcohol, visiting porn stars, and debauchery.

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Saving the date for sex bloggers, 2011

March 18, 2010 Gram the Man 2

As you are doubtless aware, most of the residents of New York City are somehow involved with blogging about their deviant sexualities…

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Feminist Porn Awards return to Toronto

March 18, 2010 Gram the Man 4

I understand “Awards,” of course, but the words “Feminists” and “Porn” are rarely seen in the same sentence unless there’s a “sure do hate” between them.

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Flesh on the Carpet: Kelli McCarty

March 17, 2010 Gram the Man 7

Here I talk with the former Miss USA and Disney Channel regular about red carpet etiquette and Susan Lucci.

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Justine Joli’s Paddy’s Day Carpet Munching

March 17, 2010 Gram the Man 0

I almost ran over Joli with my car, so surprised was I to encounter her 3,000 miles away from where she lives. Luck of the Irish.

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Jesse Jane And the U.S. Male

March 16, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Everything Jesse Jane says in this video is, strictly speaking, appropriate parlance for the U.S. Postal Service. Why, then, does it all sound so dirty?

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The Week in Porn Hysteria: We’re “Not” paying $1200 for an anal scene

March 13, 2010 Gram the Man 9

“The ‘going rate’ for talent is decided by the purchaser in an open free market and I have exercised my right to purchase or not make a purchase,” said Mullen.

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Anjanette Astoria, Joni Mitchell, and the Irish

March 12, 2010 Gram the Man 4

Working mom Astoria sent along these pictures for anyone who comes home to a mess in the living room, dishes in the sink, and no dinner on the table.

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Phoenix Marie, the scorpion, and the tortoise

March 11, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“I’ll let you touch my ass,” she might say, “but don’t put anything in there.” “Sure, sure,” you’d say. Later, she might say, “I see that you are fucking me in the ass.

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