“Barely Legal” teaches teen empowerment
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Month: March 2010
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
Five women get at your urethra, heart
“With this you can stimulate the urethra, hook your thumb over to the G-Spot, get the A-Spot with this finger, and with the other hand stimulate the clitoris.”
Belladonna for Industry, on Industry, and in Industry
VIDEO: Belladonna, who is a crowd-pleaser no matter how big or small the crowd, wlll be dancing at the Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry from Thursday through Saturday nights.
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
The Great Garden State Porn Experiment
My machine? She’s a dud. [She happens to be] all stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of [New] Jersey.
Theatre review: “The Vagina Monologues”
15 years in, the vaginal celebration of the “Monologues” can sometimes seem like latecomers stridently “discovering” a band you’re already into. But you agree wholeheartedly.
Dana DeArmond bowls through the pain
DeArmond’s dainty wrists were almost no match for the bowling ball. “But I’m still great at handjobs,” she said.
Pornsaints deep in the heart of Texas (without the clap)
Still, these haloed interpretations of Kylie Ireland, Ava and Mia Rose, and the divine Dana Vespoli just made me transfigure in my pants.
The “Thin Line Between Art And Sex” (is not the taint)
“Thin Line Between Art And Sex” is really good-natured, which always makes people look sexy.
Nina Hartley makes vaginas happy
“I like having a director who cares enough to – gosh – give direction, instead of leaving it to me to do what I want,” Hartley said.
“American Bukkake” Turns 40, Stomachs
If there has been any harm in “American Bukkake”s present or past, the damage has already been done. What unfolds on screen is nothing more than the standard porn scene, except with less warmth and way more loads.
Do the Right Thing: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Alone 2”
“Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Alone 2” would make it seem, if it were seen by an alien or the Google-free Chinese, that only women with tattoos and/or pink hair have sex. They would also wonder if James Deen made a deal with the devil to get not only Joanna Angel but also every tatted and phosphorescent vixen who walked into the house.