Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”
The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
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The Power of the Dawn of Man seduces you
If you are not familiar with this series from Pink Visual, it features scripted (but it’s easy to forget) vignettes of predatory couples prowling parking lots for innocent teens to debase. It feels real to me.
Emy Reyes: Straight outta Tegucigalpa
Honduras’ own Emy Reyes joins Pride of Philadelphia Stoya in “Jack’s Playground 23,” an excellent movie that nevertheless sometimes suffers from too much plot and, in Riley Steele’s case, not enough sandwiches.
Getting Corky with Gianna
Where I come from (GPS coordinates: 30.4813°N 89.7690°W), if you call someone thick, you are calling her retarded. And while having sex with the mentally […]
Building this City: "Welcome to Boobsville"
If there actually were a Boobsville, say in one of California’s many lovely unincorporated areas – along faultlines, devoid of city services, where people eat […]
She works hard for the money: "Who’s Your Mamasan 2"
This woman’s name is Sai. She is from Thailand and is one of the stars of “Who’s Your Mamasan 2,” a southeast Asian MILF movie. […]
Chloe Kez and the understandable devolution of propriety
19-year-old Chloe Kez. a nanny and housecleaner from Baltimore, applied to Vivid’s “Brand New Faces” outreach program and shot her first porn scene for the […]
Terminology: Understanding "Bare" in gay porn
Because I am on a number of mailing lists, today I received the following announcement about a long-awaited sequel. No Cover Productions has done it […]
"Crack Whore Confessions": Heeeeeeere’s Edie!
Usually I forget porn I watch moments after I watch it, unless it is very bad, very good, or very different. The “Crack Whore Confessions” […]
What is Faith Leon thinking? Part 1 of 1
A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very […]
Japanese massage scammers never counted on vengeance beyond the grave
As a licensed clinical massage therapist, or massagynist, I object to the portrayal of my craft in Hidden Camera Massage Scam as just a ploy […]
Boxcover of the Week: Swallow the yellow thick load, Dorothy
There is a lot of self-righteous hand-wringing lately about depictions of the tender black/white relationships found in interracial porn and, while no one bats an […]
Riding in the caboose on the Gang Bang Train
Can you imagine? A train on which there is nothing but gangbangs? I hear from my Member of Congress that some of that SoCal-bound stimulus […]
Sadie West: Best Actress
Maybe she’s no Kate Winslet (in that she still gets naked), but Sadie West demonstrates tremendous powers of incarnation in the New Sensations movie The […]
Boxcover of the Week: I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3
As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is […]
When life gives you gapes, make lemonade
I don’t want to seem prudish and don’t suggest that other people stop doing something that obviously gives them pleasure, but I find gaping distasteful. […]
What to slam, and where: Someone’s in the bathtub with Priva edition
It is not uncommon for people to stop me on the street and ask Grams, where should I slam it? In most cases, the answer […]
Livingston Taylor at the Wombat Room
Lou-Ellyn is not dead; she’s just bored with the title of the movie she’s in. I reviewed Abby Winters.com’s masturbation epic Intimate Temptations for the […]
When is a sex party not an orgy?
Pink Visual, a company that makes porn that is low on production value but big on heart Pink Visual, while not investing in story and […]
Long shots: Young Girls with Big Tits
It must have seemed like an art film or something, one of those Charlie Kaufman/Wes Anderson movies, except with porn. I can imagine the pitch […]