But what is a friend, Sadie West?
Someone once told me, “Grams, a friend is a person who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and then come back and give you […]
Someone once told me, “Grams, a friend is a person who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and then come back and give you […]
I am a big fan of porn remakes of Hollywood movies. I think it’s because I know all that conflict could have been avoided if […]
Charlotte Vale nobly takes on what appears to be an art gallery full of er, docents in the fifth installment of She Is Half My […]
“I’m coming,” says Sarah Vandella in Tits N’ Ass from Adam & Eve, though we see no evidence of it. “You’re making me come.” What […]
As you know, Hustler is a welcome guest in every neighborhood, increasing property values, digging wells, encouraging local youth to settle their differences through The […]
I get a lot of requests to write something – anything – about Lexi Belle, who is from “the South” and Cute As Hell. “The […]
Frank Wank is the type of guy you might see as an extra in The Departed, a Can You Believe This Shit? townie who somehow […]
At first I rebelled against what I knew was the truth; no one likes to be told what they think. I thought, “You’re not my […]
It is AVN Awards nomination season, and Wicked Pictures has again outdone itself in the swag packages it has provided for two of its hopeful […]
Up until this very moment, porn consumers believed that the only inhabitants of Brazil were transssexuals, women with industrial-strength asses, and Pele. Now a team […]
I don’t know why it’s important for me to tell you, people that I don’t even know, that the benefit of eating ass – even […]
“But the numbers don’t go that high,” says Bree Barrett as she tries to calculate Jake Malone’s age (56) in She Is Half My Age […]
Oddly enough, some people complained that the last post was too amphibious, so here is a picture of the delightful and terrestrial Ava Rose (or […]
I’m not saying it’s fair, but the world is so arranged that white women, found in ample numbers in many parts of the world, are […]
Dear Readers: Not since Transsexual Jerk-offs has there been a porn title that could double as something we might have called each other, devoid of […]
What with our recent discussion about linguists, it seems fitting that we revisit the MILF and address how we should collectively refer to her kind. […]
Like you, I was once 12 and can see the appeal of huge boobs, especially on someone as pleasant-seeming as Devin Taylor, who throws them […]
Phat Ass Tits 5 is an example of how, in porn, the word for one body part can be used as the adjective that modifies […]
What with all the nuisance lawsuits flying around the adult industry these days, along comes Thays Schiavinato, a dead ringer for Charlotte Stokely (except for […]
Where American porn tends to use the sound of lawnmowers outside the filming location as a prop, the Europeans (in this case, Cindy Dollar in […]
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