Tits N’ Ass: Why has no one thought of this before?

“I’m coming,” says Sarah Vandella in Tits N’ Ass from Adam & Eve, though we see no evidence of it. “You’re making me come.”

What director David Lord has done in this movie is nothing short of extraordinary. In choosing to place only one apostrophe aside a letter that would normally have required two, Lord has released a movie that, despite having Tits and Ass in the title, is an original product.

And then there’s Vandella’s coming. She looks so good that you want to believe anything she says, but she does nothing physically to demonstrate it. It’s like when I say “I’m not an alcoholic.” Perhaps she was lying, maybe even knowingly making false statements to the camera, but I still wanted to place my franks n’ beans as close to Vandella as I could.

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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kiss Attack; …but not the Kiss Army
See also: Adam N’ Eve

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