Same time last year: Donkey Punching Barbi Benton Edition
Hugh Hefner hopes the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing (November 29, 2006) I name-check the Doobie Brothers (November 29, 2005) Pirates makes like Brundlefly (November […]
Month: November 2008
More post-Thanksgiving toilets: Annabelle Lee
I just got word that from henceforth the day after Thanksgiving will be known as Toilet Day. Thanks, outgoing Bush Administration! The delightful Annabelle Lee […]
Mini-review: Shades of Romona
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Vien SavioCast: Ava Rose, Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid, The Love Twins, Annabelle Lee, Alektra Blue, Charlie Laine, Joey Brass, Tony DeSergio […]
When tryptophan requires trip to can
Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for […]
Madison Young turns your guilty masturbation into art
You might think of Madison Young as a deadly serious redheaded San Francisco porn performer/director with an agenda. But she is actually from Loveland, Ohio. […]
Here there be Pirates 2 contest
I am not saying that the marketing geniuses at Digital Playground orchestrated the recent unpleasantness with Somali pirates and Saudi-owned oil tankers to coincide with […]
Same time last year: McDLT Edition
Sometimes I look at the things I wrote yesterday, forget about three years ago, and don’t understand them. And it’s probably because each day I […]
Nerd girls keep on truckin’
Now and then I think, “If they’d but lived long enough for Dr. Taylor’s Catarrh Cure in 1867, many of the ancient Ponante relatives would […]
Someone’s in the shower with Stoya, and other stories from Webmaster Access West
I realize that only tiny pockets of my vast worldwide readership care about the mechanics of the porn world that doesn’t involve the women on […]
On the Internet, all business is personal
Webmaster Access is a regular convention of adult webmasters which regularly convenes in Los Angeles. Like many conventions in any hotel or convention center in […]
Today in swag: Webmaster Access West
I don’t want to appear ungrateful, but who other than refugees and aid recipients in sub-Saharan Africa have the need for two hats bearing the […]
Bobbi Starr is the Gunslinger
Otherwise known as Miss November 2009. See what I’m talking about here.
Livingston Taylor at the Wombat Room
Lou-Ellyn is not dead; she’s just bored with the title of the movie she’s in. I reviewed Abby Winters.com’s masturbation epic Intimate Temptations for the […]
Nerdcore: All the naked girls are nerds these days
I’m spending more and more time in comic book stores, which is weird, because I wouldn’t be caught dead going into one when I was […]
The Soft and tumescent parts of Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West: A Military perspective
As you know, I can only give you my thoughts on what Cthulhu, Ronnie James Dio, Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody, or the Prophet Isaiah […]
Free Speech Coalition: Mainstream Legal Titans Speak to Porn Notables in Historic Summit
“Why do we want new people to come into our industry?” Coffman said. “Why can’t you just stay out?”
Clyde DeWitt: “It could have been a hardware convention”
One of my favorite new sites is Bitter Lawyer, which was described to me as “porn for lawyers insofar as lawyers are narcissists about how […]
When is a sex party not an orgy?
Pink Visual, a company that makes porn that is low on production value but big on heart Pink Visual, while not investing in story and […]
Long shots: Young Girls with Big Tits
It must have seemed like an art film or something, one of those Charlie Kaufman/Wes Anderson movies, except with porn. I can imagine the pitch […]