Today in swag: Webmaster Access West

I don’t want to appear ungrateful, but who other than refugees and aid recipients in sub-Saharan Africa have the need for two hats bearing the logo “Pimp Mansion” or a Webmaster Access West t-shirt sponsored by the likes of PussyCash?

Yet that is what attendees receive in a tote bag that also contains copies of XBiz and AVNOnline (see refugee comment above).

But it gets much, much better.

I am a connoisseur of free lunches, and WAW hooked a brother up. And I was standing behind that brother and I got hooked up, too. Very tasty. And I have not yet begun to drink.

But the best swag was tucked away in a little plastic bag at the bottom of my ImLive canvas tote. It was a Lance Armstrong-style bracelet THAT WAS ALSO A 1 GB USB DRIVE. How cool is that?

It was sponsored by European Internet Payment Solutions Provider eMerchantPay.com. Give them all your money; because I’ll be wearing their swag until I get wrist cancer from it.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: GP posts tagged “Business”
See also: eMerchantPay, Webmaster Access West

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