Long shots: Young Girls with Big Tits

It must have seemed like an art film or something, one of those Charlie Kaufman/Wes Anderson movies, except with porn. I can imagine the pitch meeting.

So my writing partner and I have an idea.

Hit me.

“Young girls with big tits.”

PAUSE

That’s it? They’re young and they have big tits?

– and they’re girls –

So girls with big tits? I don’t know. No trannies? No tattoos?

One of them might have a tattoo, like a butterfly, somewhere…

PAUSE

Dave Navarro’s not in it?

We read him, but he’s not right for the –

Sorry, boys, I don’t see much of a market for young girls with big tits. It seems like a think piece. Why don’t you take it over to Red Light District? They do the brainy stuff.

But I want New Sensations to be my creative home…

(and – SCENE)

I have no idea how Cassandra Calogera makes it through a single day without pawing herself to death, I really don’t.

Watch Young Girls with Big Tits 5 now.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Chubby Twats – an important film; On the road with Alix Lakehurst; Hirsch’s Heavies heave haunches heavenward
See also: New Sensations