Up until this very moment, porn consumers believed that the only inhabitants of Brazil were transssexuals, women with industrial-strength asses, and Pele. Now a team of pornthropologists has shed light on a new subniche: Brazilian teens.
Above we can see a Brazilian teen with a man who appears to be Brazilian Hellboy.
“These women seem to speak Portuguese the same way other Brazilians do,” noted team leader Loup Perch-Tounge, commissioned by the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce to seek new populations to photograph naked and thus maintain our way of life. “But their asses are smaller and they don’t have penises.”
Gram: And this cost you $950,000 to figure out?
Perch-Tounge: Yes. And I still needed to borrow money from my girlfriend to get home.
It is too early to tell if the Brazilian teens will grow weapons-grade asses or become transsexuals, Perch-Tounge said, uselessly.
The only thing we do know is that Brazilian teens are Red Sox fans.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Brazilian Bar Hopping; Anal title 60 percent short of ass
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