Someone once told me, “Grams, a friend is a person who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and then come back and give you one of them.”
I am concerned that Sadie West, who told me she drives to Porn Valley from San Diego when she appears in porn films, is surrounded by false friends.
In the new movie Sadie & Friends, the New Sensations contract performer stars in one of five standard boy/girl scenes that neither overlap nor occur in the same place. I don’t see how West is connected to any 0f these people.
At no time does Charley Chase say, “Great sex scene Mark Ashley! I’m going to call my friend Sadie West and tell her about it!”
Chloe Summers, upon getting a load blown upon her person, does not say, “Better towel this off before it ruins my friend Sadie West’s 400 threadcount sheets she bought at Erotica L.A.”
The thought took me out of the movie. Instead of watching Chase’s boobs flex hypnotically, I thought: “But could Sadie West call her if she gets a flat tire or if Bank of America charges her a $35 overdraft fee on a $3 cup of coffee and she can’t afford gas for the trip home?”
I didn’t think so, and that made me sad.
It occurred to me that Sadie West doesn’t even know the name of this movie.
Somebody needs to be Sadie West’s friend.
All right. I’ll do it.
Watch Sadie West & Friends here
Buy Sadie West & Friends here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Meet Sadie West
See also: New Sensations
I live in San Diego so she can be my buddy anytime.
Porn stars walk around the Downtown Gaslamp from time to time and no I don’t stalk them 🙂