Opportunity knocks for Brian Pumper, grandmother

I’m not saying it’s fair, but the world is so arranged that white women, found in ample numbers in many parts of the world, are often unavailable to African-American men.

In the documentary My First White Chick 2 the interviewer is incredulous that charismatic porn performer Brian Pumper has never been with a Caucasian woman.


“I swear to my dead grandmama,” he says, answering a text message.

When he meets Lindsay Kay, Pumper announces that this is the first white pussy he has seen in person. In fact, he is so impressed that he doesn’t even say hello before he whips out his junk.

A similar thing happened to me when I saw my first white pussy in person but, you know, it’s hard to get your pants off on the Space Shuttle.


Pumper is delighted with Kay’s toes and ass, which arrived pre-oiled. The chemistry was immediate. They were made for each other. I have never been so sure of anything in my life.

If only his grandmother had been there to see it.

My First White Chick 2

UPDATE: What was I thinking? I should have called this Opportunity caucs

Previously: Guess who’s coming on Aiden Starr’s face?; Lex launches latest load litany; lensing lipward-lofting love loogies
See also: Adam & Eve

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4 Comments

  1. I don’t understand why Lindsay Kay isn’t a superstar. She’s got the face of the cutest girl in 7th grade, incredible all-natural tits, an immaculate, tight pussy, and big round ass, and no one, I mean NO ONE, knows how to take a cumshot in the mouth like she does. She has six or seven of the best cumshots I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been watching porn since 1990, since Tori Welles set the standard for mouth tags. LINDSAY KAY I LOVE YOU. Where’s she from anyway. Is she Scottish?

  2. And Brian Plumper is a liar. I’ve watched him fuck Anna Belle (xxooxx) and Claudia Rossi, so I don’t know who he thinks he’s kidding.

  3. You know, I’ve never considered how well someone takes a cumshot – or that that could be measured – just that it’s good that they do. I’ll start watching from now on.

  4. watch her scene with Scott Nails. I’ve never heard a guy in a porno make a sound like that when he comes, but I understand, seeing as how Lindsay has the prettiest mouth with the juiciest red lips and her head is tilted at just the right angle, and she’s looking up at him, dead in the eyes, and she doesn’t move, she just let’s him finish. Oh my god.

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