I don’t know why it’s important for me to tell you, people that I don’t even know, that the benefit of eating ass – even if it has some kind of cake in it – is lost on me. After all, I would not write in a review that “I don’t think she was attractive” or “transsexuals don’t do it for me,” yet I feel the need to let you know that the very Green-friendly act of nibbling at something most people flush makes me shudder.
Q. Don’t knock it ’til you try it, Grams.
A. Yes, yes. You can go have a journey of discovery mouth first up someone’s ass. Or you can turn around to have someone’s face where toilet paper would be, but leave me out of it.
I know I’m not being forward-thinking. But now and then I encounter my own ass-line in the ass-sand.
But that doesn’t mean I don’t professionally appreciate Tom Byron’s latest foray into the heart of darkness, Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two, in which people like Flower Tucci, Adrianna Nicole, Naudia Nyce, and Roxy DeVille toss salad like the great chefs of Europe and the druids of eld.
Of Carolyn Reese, Flower Tucci says, “She has an ass on her chest.”
The main reason why I liked this movie is that its logline is “A Culo-nary Delight!” That’s pretty goddamn funny, and I will think of it as I throw up.
I also think this dual image of Adrianna Nicole and Roxy DeVille surrounding an ass out of which is sprouting the Holy Spirit is also impressive.
Watch Asseaters Unanimous 16 here.
Buy Asseaters Unanimous 16 here.
I mentioned this movie on Fleshbot way before it was released. I guess I blocked it out of my mind.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Report: Ohio voters concerned smiles, ass-fucking at odds; Pussy Party via the ass; Male performer of the year*
See also: Tom Byron
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