Today in Collective Terms: A Wrath of Buttholes
…even on a movie with a small crew, one is guaranteed to see twice as many gaping buttholes on set as are advertised on the boxcover.
…even on a movie with a small crew, one is guaranteed to see twice as many gaping buttholes on set as are advertised on the boxcover.
Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.
Jizz in the dip or dip in the jizz. Either way, next time go with a professional.
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According to the ASPCA(nus), no asses were wrecked in the filming of this movie
Gram Ponante reviews an ass tome
It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.
“So, I like my tits; I think they’re nice,” says Sage to Daniels. “But fuck: your tits are insane.”
“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”
Dead these 400 years, Nostradanus’s predictions still hold weight
“We get new girls all the time,” Jesse Jane says, “and I don’t feel anyone is my competition.”
Gram’s MacBook broke, but a real man known how to do things longhand.
“Ass-Out-of-Pants is a look perfected by plumbers, of course, but anyone can do it,” says GramPonante.com valet Loup Perch-Tounge. “The idea is to maintain plausible deniability. ‘Has my ass fallen out of my pants? Oh, I see it has.'”
“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”
“That’s a shitload of sex toys you’ve got there. What does this one do?”
“You put it up your ass,” I replied, “twist it, and stimulate your prostate. That’s what the ‘P’ stands for.”
I should probably dip my bread in Ava the next time I go to Papa Gino’s.
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