“Ass-Out-of-Pants is a look perfected by plumbers, of course, but anyone can do it,” says GramPonante.com valet Loup Perch-Tounge. “The idea is to maintain plausible deniability. ‘Has my ass fallen out of my pants? Oh, I see it has.’”
Black, who took these photos for Elegant Angel’s “Pretty Filthy 2,” convinced me that she had no idea her ass had come more than halfway out of her pants.
“When I am not wearing underwears,” she did not say, “it’s difficult for me to know when my ass has risen up, like a balloon filled with Christ’s resurrection.”
I will endeavor to bring you more Ass-Out-of-Pants images as they become available throughout the world.
- Buy “Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy 2″ here
Also: the headline is a reference to a song. I will send this DVD to the first person (of legal age and porn-friendly locale) to tell me the woman the song addresses.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: A Movie featuring a dude who did not do justice to Ass-Out-of-Pants couture; Stoya has a pretty mouth; FitM: It needs to stop
See also: Elegant Angel