Sucking cocks in Hell: Porn stars discuss horror movies
“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance
Month: October 2010
Jayden Jaymes: Pleased to unleash you
Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.
Starlet Sheet: Getting anal with free porn
“Starlet Sheet is like a bullet-proof Range Rover taking you through the jungle of porn,” Cooper says
Jizz, Jiz to be streaming at birthday party orgy
Jiz will be the icing on the cake; It is as if the humble Crash Pad will be transformed into the happiest place on Earth, a veritable JizLeeland with just as many cameras.
Annie Sprinkle invites the Moon into her marriage
I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.
Nate Glass: The Last Man Working in Porn
“Pornhub and Brazzers have done more damage to the porn industry than Traci Lords, John Ashcroft, and Andrea Dworkin combined,” says Nate Glass of Take Down Piracy. “These people are assholes and need to be stopped.”
MontagFoto 10.25.10
In a way, encountering Kagney Linn Karter on the roof was like meeting the Space Shuttle while waving goodbye to Apollo 17.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Nyomi Banxxx IS The Babysitter
That the two older women find out about the other’s dalliances and how they resolve their anger is a great bonus; it underlines the fact that we really can fuck our way out of problems that were caused by fucking.
Pornollaneous 10.21.10: Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler
Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.
She Shall Brie Giovon
Jesus, he wants to go to Venus.
John Holmes and a brief history of HIV in the porn industry
It was not from a lack of education on Holmes’ part that he knowingly exposed several partners to the virus by continuing to work post-diagnosis.
Your Porn Valley HIV Digest
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
Montagfoto 10.18.10
A common misconception about Carmen Luvana and Sasha Grey is that neither of them ever smile. Well, they smiled for me.
“Flying Pink Pig”: Holy Spirit Comes in Sunny Lane’s Eye
one can’t look at the twinkle in Sunny Lane’s eye on the set of Erica McLean’s food-truck porn “The Flying Pink Pig” and not be powerfully reminded of a visit from the Holy Spirit. Wait—one can?
Time To Make the Donuts with Amy Fisher
I felt I needed to give Amy Fisher something to remember us by. Something that I could no longer use, but that she could. Something that was very special.
Tori Black: You Is My Plumber Now
“Ass-Out-of-Pants is a look perfected by plumbers, of course, but anyone can do it,” says GramPonante.com valet Loup Perch-Tounge. “The idea is to maintain plausible deniability. ‘Has my ass fallen out of my pants? Oh, I see it has.'”
MontagFoto 10.11.10
Because you never know when you’re going to get short.
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
Pornollaneous 10.7.10
“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”