http://gramponante.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jj.jpgJayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Director: William H.
Starring: Jayden Jaymes, Tori Black, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Bobbi Starr, Anthony Rosano, Rhoenix Marie
According to the Journal of Plausible But Nonetheless Fabricated Statistics, which I publish, quarterly, in my mind, 98.7 percent of porn DVDs are purchased on the basis of cover image alone. I’m here to tell you that the glorious cover of “Jayden Jaymes: Unleashed” isn’t even the best thing about it.
I am reminded of this story:
Imagine yourself out on your own for the first time, discovering the ethnic neighborhoods of your adopted city. You strike up a friendship with X, the kindly owner of the fruit stand on the corner. He drinks strong coffee and tells you about life in the old country. You show him how to use his cell phone. One day he presents you a slim volume of poetry in his native language.
“I wrote this,” he says, his eyes brimming with tears, “many years ago…”
You are happy to have found this elderly friend, grown into a comfortable seniority with his loving, sparkly-eyed wife. Just before Christmas, they invite you to dinner.
From the couple’s tiny kitchen emerges their granddaughter bearing a tray of spiced meats. She is clearly the third-generation American scion of this intriguing diaspora family.
You attempt to say to this woman, who looks just like Jayden Jaymes, that you are honored to be joining her family for a holiday meal, but all that comes out is:
“I want to come all over your face, neck, and tits.”
Jayden Jaymes is such a lush and rompable fucktoy in this movie that rarely do we ever see her taking control.
Instead, women like Tori Black and Bobbi Starr, and men like Manuel Ferrara, seem to throw her this way and that. Why? Because Jayden Jaymes looks good wherever and however she lands. So she’s not really “Unleashed.” The subtitle of this movie should have been “At Your Service.”
This is not a softcore pleasurefest, though. Instead, it is a well-lit and graphic, raw and gaping throwdown, and Jaymes absorbs each entry with gusto.
My tender sensibilities were offended when we were treated to what the U.N. delicately calls an “anal queef,” but otherwise even the most timid porn consumers can find handfuls of enjoyment in this movie.
Buy “Jayden Jaymes: Unleashed” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Holy Guacamole, Jayden Jaymes
See also: Elegant Angel
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