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Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]

Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: Lee Roy Myers Starring: Rocco Reed, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Anthony Rosano, Ann Marie Rios, Brian Street Team, India Summer, Tom Byron You can rest assured that Lee Roy [...]

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Labor Day in Porn Valley

I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”

“Yes,” he says.

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DienstagFoto—Darryl Hanah’s Little Buddy

Imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?

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I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White: On the set of “A Wet Dream on Elm Street”

Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.

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Why is this woman unemployed?

“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking.

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“Grand Theft Auto XXX” is a rockstar parody

Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.

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“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”

How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?

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Plenty of T’n'A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17

You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?

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You can’t put a laugh track on genius: “The Facts of Life XXX”

“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80′s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.

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“Pron” is Disney’s biggest porn parody since “Pirates”

Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina

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Viva “Californication” parody

“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…

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Swallow the Yellow Thick Load—”Simpsons: The XXX Parody”

And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie

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“The King’s Seed”: Creative Commons Porn

Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis

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Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody

I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pornographers to Watch Out for

Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards

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Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience

I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.

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“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

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“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?

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Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers

Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.

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Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

February 19
The Tranny Awards
Joseph's Cafe
1775 North Ivar, Hollywood, CA
Hosted by Nicole Paige Brooks and Domino Presley
Red Carpet: 8:30 p.m.

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