The Slutty Six: AVN And XBiz Agree On Six Significant Spermfests
The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.
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Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
Fuck Thunderdome: Bonnie Rotten Is “Beyond Fucked”
Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.
Confess That You Are Not A Co-Ed, Maddy Chandler
Maddy Chandler has a “Winter’s Bone” thing going on, which is very appealing, but I don’t think she done been a’matriculatin’ nowheres.
You Are Sullen And Listless, Tawny Tyler. Also: You’re hired
In “Barely Legal 133,” the lush yet petite Tawny Tyler sullenly polishes a caulking gun amongst the paint cans. That’s right: She does.
Sarah Vandella Is Today’s Tom Sawyer
“Gee. That Sara Sloane sure reminds us of Sarah Vandella.”
Not the Best of BTO: “Big Tit Orgy”
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.
More Like Temporarily “Wet Tits,” but whatever—they’re still tits
Perhaps the biggest surprise of this movie—other than the fact that the tits dry off so fast—is that there weren’t more movies called “Wet Tits.”
Anals of Medicine: “Butthole Barrio Bitches”
You know how there’s no atheists in foxholes? That has nothing to do with barrio bitches and their buttholes.
“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission
It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.
“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth
I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80’s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.
“Family Guy XXX” is a good giggity if you can get it
“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
I guess “Womb Raider” would be too on the womb
I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.
MontagFoto 4.2.12—Sadie West
On that day in 2008, she was the most beautiful woman in porn
[PR] Did No One Think of “The Three Splooges”?
I mean, do I have to think of everything? Anyway, this is the sort of e-mail I get. The following is a press release reprinted […]
Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Why “The Friend Zone” is more perilous than “The Twilight Zone”
Any poor shmoe can tell you that there is nothing more lonely than being loved “like a friend.” Follow hapless Anthony Rosano as he tries to break free of “The Friend Zone” in this excellent couples’ film from New Sensations.
“Brides Maids XXX”: I think Melissa McCarthy would be proud of Sasha Knox
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]
Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: […]