“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
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I guess “Womb Raider” would be too on the womb
I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.
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[PR] Did No One Think of “The Three Splooges”?
I mean, do I have to think of everything? Anyway, this is the sort of e-mail I get. The following is a press release reprinted without edits to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional. Spontaneous Orgy Breaks Out on Set [...]
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Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
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Why “The Friend Zone” is more perilous than “The Twilight Zone”
Any poor shmoe can tell you that there is nothing more lonely than being loved “like a friend.” Follow hapless Anthony Rosano as he tries to break free of “The Friend Zone” in this excellent couples’ film from New Sensations.
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“Brides Maids XXX”: I think Melissa McCarthy would be proud of Sasha Knox
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
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Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]
Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: Lee Roy Myers Starring: Rocco Reed, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Anthony Rosano, Ann Marie Rios, Brian Street Team, India Summer, Tom Byron You can rest assured that Lee Roy [...]
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Labor Day in Porn Valley
I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”
“Yes,” he says.
Gram Is There
DienstagFoto—Darryl Hanah’s Little Buddy
Imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?
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I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White: On the set of “A Wet Dream on Elm Street”
Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.
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Why is this woman unemployed?
“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking.
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“Grand Theft Auto XXX” is a rockstar parody
Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.
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“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
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Plenty of T’n'A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
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You can’t put a laugh track on genius: “The Facts of Life XXX”
“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80′s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.
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“Pron” is Disney’s biggest porn parody since “Pirates”
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
Today in Porn Valley
Viva “Californication” parody
“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…
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Swallow the Yellow Thick Load—”Simpsons: The XXX Parody”
And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie
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