“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.

“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”

2011′s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

This movie delivers exactly what the title promises

I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.

It kind of makes me want to start smoking.

And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie

Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.

If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”

Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.

That the two older women find out about the other’s dalliances and how they resolve their anger is a great bonus; it underlines the fact that we really can fuck our way out of problems that were caused by fucking.

Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!