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PR: Charlotte Stokely Returns to Her Root

July 27, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Or: You can be a Girls-Only Superstar and still enjoy giving blowjobs

Plague Sexts from Porn Stars: Casey Calvert

April 2, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Casey Calvert provides an excellent debut for this—with luck, brief—series on surviving a lockdown porntastically.

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Her Dirty Secret: What Happens When You Revoke Your Thoughts

March 25, 2016 Gram the Man 1

“Don’t get me wrong,” Adamz says, “I liked that there was a creepiness factor occasionally.”

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Measure R: How Porn Valley Handles Rape

December 3, 2015 Gram the Man 5

So now there exists in a once-shadowy business the opportunity to discuss something with the faith that the whole structure won’t be pulled down.

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The Slutty Six: AVN And XBiz Agree On Six Significant Spermfests

November 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.

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Arrivederci Rocco: Siffredi Retires from Performing

April 11, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Siffredi leaves a legacy of nearly 2,000 movies shot on three continents.

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Fap 5 Friday: Irish Curse Edition (March 20)

March 20, 2015 Gram the Man 0

For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for […]

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Today in Porn Swag: Two Cups, “9 1/2 Weeks”

September 5, 2014 Gram the Man 2

Useful promotional materials reflect well on the product.

Porn Moratorium Preparedness Kit: What’s Hot When the Popshot Pops Not

September 1, 2014 Gram the Man 2

What emerged during this brief moratorium was a call for solidarity and education, not only as a token of compassion but also for the industry’s image.

Selfies with Porn Stars: An Adult Entertainment Expo Odyssey

January 30, 2014 Gram the Man 1

Just to prove I was there

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013

December 31, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)

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Finally, A “Foot Prints” That Isn’t That Goddamned Inspirational Poster

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“Then why was there only one set of footprints?”

“Because I was fucking you.”

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A Man Needs A “Maid To Order” or: A Tree Grows in Belle Noire

September 18, 2013 Gram the Man 1

These maids more than compensate for their half-assed attention to detail with their whole asses.

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Evil Angel Asks: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Alexis Texas?

September 16, 2013 Gram the Man 1

…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.

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Another Flashing Chance At Bliss: “Prom Night Virgins” Ask “Will It Hurt?”

September 10, 2013 Gram the Man 1

They have done everything but, and Prom Night represents that arbitrary time when they allow the Blessed Event to happen.

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“Descent”: Dana Vespoli Is Riding on the Down Escalator of Life

September 10, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Mrs. Christie regularly passes into fugues after a home invasion leaves her terribly shaken. Luckily, they are sexy fugues.

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Faux-INS Agents Dodge Bullets When Rape Turns Consensual

August 9, 2013 Gram the Man 0

…we also wonder what other tricks scientists at the Manwin lab have in store to turn Selena Rose into the Latina Jesse Jane.

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Jesse Jane And the American Dream of Home Ownership

July 29, 2013 Gram the Man 1

Digital Playground puts out all these think-pieces, and sometimes I get confused about whether the work is metaphorical or if it really is just about fucking. You decide.

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“The Canyons”: In Select Theatres or the Privacy of Your Own Home

July 17, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“The Canyons” trailer (featuring James Deen) is confusing, considering all we know already about the making of the movie

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“Forsaken”: The Devil in Ash Hollywood

July 12, 2013 Gram the Man 0

…(Ash Hollywood) is juicy and submissive in this role, ripe for unsettling things to happen to her…

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