“I feel bad for the guys who got into the business in the 70′s and 80′s and 90′s and were rolling in money but they didn’t adapt,” Ivan says. “They’re the guys suffering now.”

Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.

It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.

Muffia.com’s parody “Star Trix” (see the review here) features Jayden Jaymes’ uncanny interpretation of the delicious California avocado. Porn Valley-adjacent Fallbrook, California is known as the Avocado Capital of the World, and you can see that the capital of Jayden Jaymes is the only part of her that is not painted green, lest Jack Lawrence, [...]

I try not to patronize the mainstream media, what with its “tan bodays” and all, but I am currently getting my tires rotated and am watching Britney Spears’ latest travails on television, ambulanced away from her Porn Valley house after locking herself in a bathroom with Jayden Jaymes. I don’t know about you, but if [...]