I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.
“I feel bad for the guys who got into the business in the 70’s and 80’s and 90’s and were rolling in money but they didn’t adapt,” Ivan says. “They’re the guys suffering now.”
Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.
Muffia.com’s parody “Star Trix” (see the review here) features Jayden Jaymes’ uncanny interpretation of the delicious California avocado. Porn Valley-adjacent Fallbrook, California is known as […]
Studio: MuffiaDirector: uncreditedCast: Jack Lawrence, Jayden Jaymes, Ryder Skye, Taylor Starr Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Hustler’s marketing muscle and the presence […]
I try not to patronize the mainstream media, what with its “tan bodays” and all, but I am currently getting my tires rotated and am […]
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