Jayden Jaymes: Holy guacamole

Muffia.com’s parody “Star Trix” (see the review here) features Jayden Jaymes’ uncanny interpretation of the delicious California avocado. Porn Valley-adjacent Fallbrook, California is known as the Avocado Capital of the World, and you can see that the capital of Jayden Jaymes is the only part of her that is not painted green, lest Jack Lawrence,…

Star Trix: The Forgotten "Star Trek" porn parody

Studio: MuffiaDirector: uncreditedCast: Jack Lawrence, Jayden Jaymes, Ryder Skye, Taylor Starr Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Hustler’s marketing muscle and the presence of Sasha Grey can propel any movie, such as its “Star Trek” parody, to astounding 3,000-unit sales, but what about the efforts of smaller companies that want to cash in…

I’m with Britney

I try not to patronize the mainstream media, what with its “tan bodays” and all, but I am currently getting my tires rotated and am watching Britney Spears’ latest travails on television, ambulanced away from her Porn Valley house after locking herself in a bathroom with Jayden Jaymes. I don’t know about you, but if…