Gangbang or get off the babysitter, but for Christ’s sake get your finger out of your mouth
I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
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Tori Black: You Is My Plumber Now
“Ass-Out-of-Pants is a look perfected by plumbers, of course, but anyone can do it,” says GramPonante.com valet Loup Perch-Tounge. “The idea is to maintain plausible deniability. ‘Has my ass fallen out of my pants? Oh, I see it has.'”
Sound-down PornTM: Toil, trouble, and teeth in “American Made”
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
Moxxie Maddron’s labia swoop in where Craigslist fails
The very day that Craigslist announced it would begin clamping down on prostitution ads, the delightful and labially frank Moxxie Maddron declared that she would […]
Lexington Steele tries to be all things to all people
Lexington Steele needs to make a stand. Even though his new movie, MILF Magnet 2, cannily advertises both milves (women who have had children) and […]
Stoya has a pretty mouth or: Deeper in the mouth of Stoya
It is not because Digital Playground is chauffering me and my entourage to the Pirates II premiere as part of its Fellatio on Wheels promotion […]
It needs to stop
Have you ever laughed at someone’s joke, only to have the laugh turn sour in your mouth when the jokester asks, “Liked that one, didn’t […]