Flower Tucci: After the outing
Flower Tucci reclines in a pool of her own and others’ natural spendings in a scene from The Violation of Flower Tucci. She has appeared […]
Flower Tucci reclines in a pool of her own and others’ natural spendings in a scene from The Violation of Flower Tucci. She has appeared […]
Like Groucho Marx, I would not belong to a club that would have me as a member, especially a Strap-on Club, in which a paranoid […]
Is she a Barbapapa? Previously: The Whore Within Me, Without YouSee also: Hustler
We’ve seen that Latinas must bear the shame of being called hookers when they are actually escorts, but today we look at an area where […]
The first thing one thinks when confronted with Wicked’s new Latina Hollywood Hookers is, “Well Duh. You think there’s Latina hookers in Glendale? It would […]
Growing up in my small Zacatecan village, I never thought I would be so assimilated that I would prefer Taco Bell chalupas to the bacon-wrapped […]
It was not the same in Bogue Chitto. There, you’d see old girlfriends suddenly working for the Post Office. Here it is not uncommon to […]
The accepted way for your hi-larious officemate to make fun of a porn movie is to add a ridiculously high number to a wacky title […]
I couldn’t help noticing that there is more shag on the stairway she’s crawling up than there is on Aubrey Addams. Director Robby D.’s Handheld […]
By astutely feigning ignorance of Kim Kardashian, the producers of Getting It Up with the Kardassians instead stumble full force into a group more rabid […]
Joe’s hooker addiction is interfering with his drug habit. I know some people consider “Hair” or “Dirty Dancing” to be their generation’s movies, but not […]
It’s because she has no place to put the remote. Unless… Previously: Sasha Grey’s moviesSee also: Elegant Angel
Nacho Vidal really does fuck them all. In fact, I’m surprised that this 2-disc set from Digital Sin is limited to bipedal women. For about […]
Here are Dahlia Denyle and Courtney James from Lethal Hardcore’s upcoming comeback production Seduced by a Real Lesbian. At issue is whether Courtney James is […]
I have nothing to complain about living in Los Angeles. The Mexican food is less expensive and more plentiful than it was in Bogue Chitto, […]
Naturally, I thought Cum on Her Chops was about marination innovations for certain cuts of beef. Turns out it is a two-year-old European movie* just […]
Of the debates that occasionally tear Porn Valley asunder, there is none so divisive as what constitutes squirting and what is peeing. And if there […]
In that AC/DC is from Australia, I am prepared to give the prison colony a chance. But I realize that what we like in our […]
Because I am the last king of Scotland, I have an appreciation for the perspective of Gazzman, that country’s only porn director. Here are some […]
Max Hardcore is releasing his back catalog through JM Productions, so the other day I watched a scene between Max and Inari Vachs that was […]
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