I’m never going back to my old school

It was not the same in Bogue Chitto. There, you’d see old girlfriends suddenly working for the Post Office.

Here it is not uncommon to see an ex show up in a porn movie. In fact, it’s common – what else would they do without you?

But when you see the bedspread you had in college in a porn movie, well, that’s when it’s time for some hard reflection.

Previously: Ashlynn Goes to College; Alannah Starr will try anything once
See also: New Sensations, Steely Dan