Naturally, I thought Cum on Her Chops was about marination innovations for certain cuts of beef. Turns out it is a two-year-old European movie* just released recently in the United States.
You can be sure this was not the original title of this movie, as Europeans don’t use 30’s American gangster language. If that was the case, Chin Music would have been a much better title.
Here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Yurt, Brasserie, Catacombs, and Helipad, we have come to terms with certain conventions, like the necessity of a facial popshot as the punctuation that ends a scene of gentle lovemaking. Yet the boxcover of this movie pretends that sort of thing is optional:
“European girls have no inhibitions! Brunette beauty Susanne Brend is joined by 5 other cuties (all natural breasts!) who all love to finish their sex scenes with a big hot sticky shot of jizz right in the face!”
I imagine the conversation going thusly:
Director: We’re about to end the scene. Would you like to end it with a big hot sticky shot of jizz right in the face, a big hot sticky shot of jizz right in the face, or a big hot sticky shot of jizz right in the face?
Susanne: I think I’d like to mix it up a little with a big hot sticky shot of jizz right in the face. 23 skidoo!
Previously: Cum Drunk Love; Cum Greed
See also: Metro
*It was produced two years ago – it doesn’t feature two-year-olds.
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