Thank you
Dear Readers, Thanks for an excellent year; I always tell people you’re pretty awesome.
Month: December 2007
Your year in pornography
People tell me they often read the articles accompanying the pictures on this site, but I think they’re lying. Here, then, are a few dozen […]
Dana Vespoli recompiled
I think I have seen this scene between Dana Vespolie and Mark Ashley compiled in, like, 10,000 movies. I was talking with someone the other […]
Contest: Guess the Foot
You will win nothing but my respect. I also have an old PS2 that I can’t seem to get rid of. Previously: Pussy Party 21 […]
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
During a brief ceremony at the Lamplighter Restaurant this morning, the vaunted National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts changed the name of its annual […]
Simply having an assless New Year
Syren Couture, designer of this ass-free pant, is co-sponsor (with Stockroom.com) of tomorrow’s West Coast Fetish Ball at Hollywood’s Henry Fonda Theatre. Henry Fonda, star […]
Tera’s Christmas Presence, or: Stairway to Evan Seinfeld
Close Personal Friend TM Tera Patrick displays one of several jewel-encrusted Hello Kitty doodads she received from fans for Christmas. “I even have a Hello […]
Aiden And Michelle’s Christmas Miracle
I don’t know what story this picture is supposed to tell us about Aiden Starr and Michelle Aston. Is there labor unrest in the toy […]
Happy Birthday Jesus and Joanna Angel
This is what Christmas looks like in Porn Valley, USA (God bless us, everyone). See the full gallery here. Previously: Stuffing? I’m Stayin’!See also: Burning […]
Pop Star: The price of fame
Monique Alexander (and friends) find the limelight but come close to losing their souls in B. Skow’s searing indictment of celebrity culture and threeways. Alexander […]
Barely Legal Christmas
Studio: HustlerDirector: Jerome TannerCast: Alexa Jordan, Aarielle Alexis, Nautica Thorn, Ashley Blue, Sasha Grey, Paulina James, Penny Flame Portions of this review originally appeared on […]
Aiden Starr in my office with a Starbuck’s Egg Nog Latte on her ass
My AA sponsor says that I should be more concrete about things, and I chafe at this, you know, as an artist, but I console […]
Brand New Faces exposes innocence, boobs
You know that the porn industry is built on the backs (and other parts) of the very young, but it was not always that way. […]
Mean Bitches aren’t, really
The website Mean Bitches, which features bitches being mean, either to other bitches or men who are bitches, but never to actual bitches, is doing […]
Extreme Holly’s Extreme Perspective
I’d never heard of Extreme Holly until I started receiving DVD compilations of her website exploits from Pink Visual. Like Kelly Madison and Moxxie Maddron, […]
"You’ll laugh so hard that cum will shoot out of your mouth."
The other evening at a classy dinner a woman laughed so hard that she started crying. “I feel like I’m in Throat Gaggers 13,” she […]
Joanna Angel in Topless at the Lavanderia
I needed to wash some shirts. “I can make sure your shirts get really clean,” Joanna Angel said. “Why does everything you say sound so […]
From Carmen to Kayden
Carmen Luvana’s contract with Adam & Eve will end on January 1, 2008 and Kayden Kross will take her place in the trio of the […]
It’s what’s for dinner
Naturally, I thought Cum on Her Chops was about marination innovations for certain cuts of beef. Turns out it is a two-year-old European movie* just […]