Riding in the caboose on the Gang Bang Train

Can you imagine? A train on which there is nothing but gangbangs? I hear from my Member of Congress that some of that SoCal-bound stimulus money is going to be diverted from trains that crash to trains that bang.

Still, we need to think about the role of money in a classless society. Here, for example, it is clear that the man to the right of Amber Rayne bought a half-price ticket and is only getting a listless handjob on the gangbang train. And I don’t know about you, but I can get one of those on the bus. I can get one of those on my bike. I can get one of those in my TARDIS.

Of course, even our country’s fastest gangbang trains – like the Spermata in the Northeast Corridor – are no match for the slicker bukkake trains of Japan or France’s merde train.

Also: How do we know it’s a train? Because there’s a railroad crossing sign. Get it??

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Alix Lakehurst – riding on the Metro; And on the 8th Day, God blew up Boston; Beating up Amber Rayne at the Americana Hotel; Why is this man staring at Amber Rayne’s shoulder?
See also: Pink Kitty Video

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