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Amber Rayne

Unsung Starlet: Miss You, Amber Rayne

April 6, 2016 Gram the Man 6

Beng a porn star was only part of who Amber Rayne was, but let’s not forget that, either.

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Measure R: How Porn Valley Handles Rape

December 3, 2015 Gram the Man 5

So now there exists in a once-shadowy business the opportunity to discuss something with the faith that the whole structure won’t be pulled down.

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Consent for Ca$h: Abducting Chanel Preston

October 20, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Will Chanel Preston escape from her bondage peril at the hands of a Pro Villain?

Pro Villain: Bondage Blowjobs And Kidnapping Go Better Together

October 11, 2014 Gram the Man 2

“These fetishes are all about a loss of personal control,” Pro Villain says.

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MontagFoto 12.17.12—After the canary with Amber Rayne and Sindee Jennings

December 17, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Amber Rayne and Sindee Jennings seem, if anything, approachable in this picture.

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I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx

October 12, 2012 Gram the Man 0

In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.

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“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth

June 10, 2012 Gram the Man 0

I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80’s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.

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Welcome to Spurta: “The Four”

February 10, 2012 Gram the Man 3

Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.

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Hulk Smear! or: “Iron Man” deficiency

December 2, 2011 Gram the Man 2

If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.

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Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department

September 28, 2011 Gram the Man 2

What is the crime, and what is the punishment?

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We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”

May 6, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.

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Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn

August 5, 2010 Gram the Man 4

“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”

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You know: That “Over the Toilet” look

May 14, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Some people think that sex by the toilet is filthy; I say it’s practical. I mean, your parts are already out.

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Here they come, the members of the “Gangbang Squad”

January 28, 2010 Gram the Man 2

“We’re the wild boys walking down the street,” the B-52’s sang in 1990. “Wild boys and girls going out for a big time – any way we can.”

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"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story

September 25, 2009 Gram the Man 5

Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]

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Puckered Up: The Anal Game Show

September 23, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Studio: HustlerDirector: Richard de MontfortCast: Sasha Grey, Amber Rayne, Trinity Post, Maxi, Michelle Avanti, Missy Stone, Daisy Strong Portions of this review also appeared on […]

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The 8th Day

August 25, 2009 Gram the Man 1

How bad can the end of the world be if it’s got Kayden Kross in it?

Violation is in the eyes of the beholder or: Kylie Ireland is bad for glass

April 17, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Kylie Ireland’s epic porn set tale of champagne wishes.

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St. Patrick’s Day with Kylie Ireland: "Because drinking is what you do."

March 17, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Kylie Ireland doesn’t drink, but just about everyone on the set of JM Productions’ The Violation of Kylie Ireland did. “And it’s not like I […]

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The Violation of Kylie Ireland

March 16, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Studio: JM ProductionsDirector: Jim PowersCast: Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Marie McCray, Nicole Ray, Sammi Rhodes, Amber Rayne, Keeani Lei, Heather Starlet, Ami Emerson Portions of […]

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