What to slam, and where: Someone’s in the bathtub with Priva edition

It is not uncommon for people to stop me on the street and ask

  • Grams, where should I slam it?

In most cases, the answer is simple and, depending on who asks, I might collect a small fee before answering

  • Why, in a young whore, of course

Occasionally the answer needs to be more remedial. The other day someone showed up at Gram Ponante Towers, Shriners’ Hospital, Yurt, Deli, and Salmon Ladder with a young whore in tow, saying

  • I’ve got the young whore, but what to slam?

To which I replied

  • Slam It, my friend. Slam It in a young whore.

Slam It In A Young Whore is a dark and humorless, extra-gapey film in which your favorite squishy porn stars are treated just a little brutally. It’s all balls and no LOLs.

However, were Priva to express interest in remaking The Shining, I’d be interested.

See my review here.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Upstairs/Downstairs with Tatiana Kush and Nicki Hunter; Priva’s vagina of darkness; I Love Black Dick 3
See also: Evil Angel

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