It is not uncommon for people to stop me on the street and ask
- Grams, where should I slam it?
In most cases, the answer is simple and, depending on who asks, I might collect a small fee before answering
- Why, in a young whore, of course
Occasionally the answer needs to be more remedial. The other day someone showed up at Gram Ponante Towers, Shriners’ Hospital, Yurt, Deli, and Salmon Ladder with a young whore in tow, saying
- I’ve got the young whore, but what to slam?
To which I replied
- Slam It, my friend. Slam It in a young whore.
Slam It In A Young Whore is a dark and humorless, extra-gapey film in which your favorite squishy porn stars are treated just a little brutally. It’s all balls and no LOLs.
However, were Priva to express interest in remaking The Shining, I’d be interested.
See my review here.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Upstairs/Downstairs with Tatiana Kush and Nicki Hunter; Priva’s vagina of darkness; I Love Black Dick 3
See also: Evil Angel
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