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Stagger Lee, A Rented Pig, And A Bucket of Blood

March 7, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Her name is Sasha Grey, and the pig’s name was Apple.

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Faster Babylon: JACKtheZIPPER Launches Podcast And Paysite

November 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“It’s weird, it’s creepy, it’s tragic — it’s the thrill that’ll wreck your life.”

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013

December 31, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)

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MontagFoto 4.1.13—Sasha Grey Goes Chasing Rabbits

April 1, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Both for Easter Monday and April Fools, I’m reminded of “Malice in La La Land” starring Sasha Grey, one of many high-minded and big-budget independent productions that occasionally sweep through Porn Valley and are rarely heard from again.

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MontagFoto 11.19.12—Sasha Grey considers the possibilities

November 19, 2012 Gram the Man 2

I don’t think something horrible in Flower Tucci’s vagina made Sasha Grey leave porn.

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“Cherry”: Lorelei Lee writes about porn for a bigger screen

August 9, 2011 Gram the Man 7

Lorelei Lee has co-written “Cherry,” the first mainstream movie about the porn industry written by a porn performer.

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Down the Rabbit Hole with jessica drake

May 9, 2011 Gram the Man 4

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

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No Sex is the “Neu Sex”

May 3, 2011 Gram the Man 2

Sasha Grey’s “Neu Sex” doesn’t actually have sex in it. How refreshing!

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“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated

April 29, 2011 Gram the Man 0

What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?

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The (Sasha) Grey area of racial indignation

November 8, 2010 Gram the Man 2

How many times have I introduced Lucy Liu as Jennifer Aniston at my dinner parties?

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“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole

November 3, 2010 Gram the Man 4

“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.

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Sucking cocks in Hell: Porn stars discuss horror movies

October 29, 2010 Gram the Man 6

“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance

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Sasha Grey: “Racy” is as racy does

July 26, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“Well, maybe not racy for you…”

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XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck

April 30, 2010 Gram the Man 3

Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.

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Good Friday with porn’s crossunder stars

April 2, 2010 Gram the Man 3

“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”

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The Week in Porn Hysteria: We’re “Not” paying $1200 for an anal scene

March 13, 2010 Gram the Man 9

“The ‘going rate’ for talent is decided by the purchaser in an open free market and I have exercised my right to purchase or not make a purchase,” said Mullen.

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“Fly Girls”: When you have a choice in airport-oriented porn comedies

February 28, 2010 Gram the Man 3

“Fly Girls” was so good I actually gave it to my friend for his birthday. If I had given him “Flight Attendants,” he would no longer be my friend.

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Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards

February 8, 2010 Gram the Man 3

I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.

AVN 2010: The Only numbers you can trust

January 15, 2010 Gram the Man 3

You think anyone else is looking out for your best interest? Come over here, Baby: I’ll take care of you.

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The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009

December 29, 2009 Gram the Man 6

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

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