2008 in Review: Pictures with nudity in them really take off
Thank you once again Readers, studios, and advertisers for an excellent year. And thanks especially to the performers who made it happen. In your pants. […]
Month: December 2008
Final tally: Inner sluts tap out young sluts, 90-20
I interrupt the interminable year in review coverage with the final two movies I received here at Gram Ponante Towers, Heliport, Holodeck, Caverns, Slaughterhouse/Steakhouse, House […]
2008 in Review: Best Set Visit
Adam & Eve’s The 8th Day “The stage is the god-damnedest woman you ever saw.” – Neil Diamond, liner notes from “Hot August Night” It […]
2008 in Review: Workplace of the Year
Kink.com Larry Flynt makes his employees pay for parking. Digital Playground has never washed the Tera couch. If you work at Vivid, you have to […]
2008 in Review: Books about Sex with Strings Attached
No tampon or puppet-fucking jokes, please As you can tell from my lack of command of basic English grammar, I don’t read much. And when […]
2008 in Review: Most in need of a creative consultant
Abby Winters I award because I love. These fleshy Sapphic Australians squish and frot together with their armpit hair, belly rolls, tribal tattoos, Linda Koslowski […]
2008 in Review: Small studios of the year
As Master Yoda said, happy I was with Pirates 2, but off at me these Japanese Bitches pissed are. Small studios that fully commit to […]
2008 in Review: Best Wicked Movie
If You Like That Sort of Thing Award Wicked Pictures delivers slick, well-edited, beautifully packaged porn movies time after time. Their use of voiceover to […]
2008 in Review: Comeback of the Year
Holmes is iconic in American and porn culture for many of the same reasons rock stars are: unchecked fame and ego, low self esteem and an addictive personality, a personal magnetism and, beneath it all, a gift that destroyed him in the end.
Out of frame with Eva Dior
First the most important thing: For the next eight days the Porn Valley talent agency ATM-LA will be charging a paltry $900 for Boy/Girl scenes. […]
Everyone to be the same at 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo
Used to be you’d know a porn performer by his tiny head or by the way she’d reflexively cringe when you approached her, but no […]
Michael Ninn’s “Nymphetamine”
Studio: Celluloid Addiction Director: Michael Ninn Cast: Janas Cova and Jordan, Karlie Montana, Cekeste Star, Faye Reagan, Charlie Laine, Heather Carolin, Georgia Jones, Jennifer Dark, […]
Account of a Visit from Federal Agents
was the night before Christmas, and I was forlorn Ne’r a vibrator whirring in the Valley of Porn; The studios closed reluctantly down, For fear […]
In the company of Kayden Kross
I was informed of my first porn industry award early this morning by registered letter and one of those pajamagrams. Adult producer/fisherman Mike South said […]
Mrs. Conduct
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: CelesteCast: Sienna West, Devon Lee, Darryl Hanah, Sky Taylor, Kayla Synz, Rayveness Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Watching Porn […]
Hustler commits to Vegas porn surge, Nina Hartley says I’m batting .500
Hustler has announced the deployment of no fewer than eight porn performers, from newcomers to veterans, to January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. The […]
Lex lets you know you’re inadequate
I have always found Lexington Steele to be both humble and confident. He has no need to beat you over the head with anything. And […]
The Remains of the Pussy, or Cuntum of Phallus
As part of my relentless crusade for justice, I submit to you the boxcover of Viv Thomas’ Pussies on View 2. Notice anything specifically not […]
Kern shot Stefania, but he really shot the deputy
Richard Kern is a famous photographer of nudes, and Stefania, here, is the latest of them. He has a web show on Vice TV called […]
Layover: Clearly not flying Virgin or: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to scissor me?
As a pornthropologist, I am fascinated by the habits of lesbians. Their rituals and socialization can tell us a lot about ourselves, in that they also cook dinner, wear clothing, and walk, jump, and run in much the same ways we do.