Santa’s Revenge
Studio: Loaded DigitalDirector: variousCast: Jenny Hendrix, Evan Stone, Kelly Erikson, Melissa Lauren, Aria, Randi Wright, Annie Cruz, Jenny Lee McKenzie, Jamie Lee, Brian Surewood, Lee […]
Month: December 2008
Same time last year: No matter how you say it, "Nog" always sounds dirty Edition
Candice Von’s left breast drew as much speculation as that of Tassy Pink (December 19, 2005) The Cock-blocking Hummer 2 is delivered (December 22, 2006) […]
Anjanette Astoria can touch you in Stockton
Anjanette Astoria is a hard-dancin’, road-tested stripperMILF from Sacramento, but last week the county turned The Embers, her home club, into a bikini-only establishment. That […]
Apple to leave MacWorld for Adult Entertainment Expo
Tech watchers are up in arms about Apple’s announcement that this January’s MacWorld Expo will be its last and that founder Steve Jobs will not […]
Jax’ faces of death
My friends at gardening site BlueBlood sent an interview with bodymodded action figure/porn star Jax and her views on horror movies and the difference between […]
The Bush Administration
Studio: HustlerDirector: Axel BraunCast: Rucca Page, Lexi Love, Max Mikita, Kelly Leigh, Sara Faye Those porn consumers who bought this movie because they heard some […]
Rucca Paige and the Midnight Judges
As you are well aware, one of John Adams’ final acts as our second President was making a spate of appointments to federal judgeships, thus […]
Remember the Boston Teabag Party
It was on this date 235 years ago that liquored-up Sons of Liberty, dressed as Narragansett Indians (because the Sons of Liberty had been drinking […]
Gram’s Christmas Miracle
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
Same time last year: Million Dollar Kami Edition
I haven’t yet examined my complex feelings about my visit to the set of Not the Cosbys XXX and all the Sara Vandella that implies, […]
Pirates 2 contest reaches wailing climax
I received several excellent ropey lyrical volleys for the Pirates 2 contest, leading me to think we should have a contest every month around here. […]
John Holmes book also measured in inches
John Holmes single-schlongedly embodied the American narrative of success, downfall, and redemption in its porn context, which means something different from any other context. And […]
Gerald Damiano’s visions of Joanna
Gerard Damiano, who died in October, wrote, produced, and directed 1975’s The Story of Joanna, a gloomy and, as they could get away with saying […]
Jenny Hendrix: The Porn Actor’s Nightmare
“When I was in high school I’d always have that dream where I was naked in front of people,” Jenny Hendrix said. I had to […]
Do you know the way to Sugar Town?
Speaking of Laurel Canyon, director Dave Naz bookends his late-70’s/early 80’s series (the other movie is Circa 82) with Sugar Town. I have a feeling […]
Sugar Town
Studio: Vivid Director: Dave Naz Cast: Ashley Blue, Tyler Knight, Julius Ceazher, Tori Black, Mr. Marcus, Britney Stevens, Tony T., Whitney Stevens, Dirty Harry, Veronica […]
Same time last year: Pink Clam, Yellow Couch Edition
On the set of The Da Vinci Load with the late Haley Paige (December 7, 2005) Casey Parker’s laundry nipple; Sunny Lane’s velvety ass (December […]
Mini-review: Slam It In A Young Whore
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Dave WestCast: Priva, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, Keisha, Dana DeArmond, Jennifer Dark It’s hard to explain. I like a little brutality in […]
What to slam, and where: Someone’s in the bathtub with Priva edition
It is not uncommon for people to stop me on the street and ask Grams, where should I slam it? In most cases, the answer […]