Anjanette Astoria is a hard-dancin’, road-tested stripperMILF from Sacramento, but last week the county turned The Embers, her home club, into a bikini-only establishment.
That doesn’t mean the customers had to wear bikinis; it meant the dancers had to be wearing at least bikinis. You can see the problem.
“We can’t touch the customer at all,” Astoria said from my lap.
Imagine your inner turmoil if you had driven either your truck or your goats across the country, stopped in at The Embers after a long absence and delirious with the buildup of your rancid seed, and then learned it was bikini only and the girls couldn’t come near you in the only place west of the Mississippi that they once would.
Why, sir, you’d put a gun to your head.
Astoria is now dancing in Stockton at the Deja Vu. There, she wears only heels and the scent of mints.
“I like getting naked too much and don’t think anyone would pay for a lap dance when I can’t sit in their lap,” she said.
Well they would, but it would probably kill them.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Whether it’s a titpop or a jawbreaker, these milves are on the move!
See also: Deja Vu, Anjanette Astoria on MySpace
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