Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable
Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley […]
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Anikka Albrite: Hotwife with A Hose
In Calabasas with the pumpkilicious Anikka Albrite and my past.
Charlee Chase And Why We Can’t Be Sure of Anything Anymore, So Why Bother?
Sometimes a concept can be explained so articulately that people forget that it’s so simple that it never needed to be brought up at all. I feel that way about the recent spate of “Porn sex isn’t real sex” stories. Well No Shit. One need look no further than the title “Big Titty MILFs.”
I Would Like A Cone Dipped in MILF, Please
As a pre-review aside, I want to thank the person who came up with the joke “My father always told me that, when you hear an ice cream truck jingle, it means that they don’t have any ice cream left.”
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Say “Mama’s Got Big Boobs”
Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.
When Milves Neglect Their Children for Barbecues
Though she is a MILF, supposedly, no one says, “Where’s your damn kids?” Regardless, she blows a guy by the pool.
Despite Ban, Porn Valley Still Using the Word “Juggs”
I don’t know why, but I just didn’t expect a scene of such compelling depth from a movie called “Bg MILF Juggs 3.” AND YET…
I trust that you can find at least two meanings to “Come On Mom”
I distinctly remember uttering what would become the title of this porn movie many years ago when, as a freshman in high school, I protested my mother’s decision to not let me see a midnight screening of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
Janessa Jordan Just Wishes It Were You
By the way she says “cock,” I know Janessa Jordan isn’t from around here.
A Haunting in Pornecticut or: Pornynormal Activity
In the movie “Pure MILF 2,” Lisa Ann cuddles up to some dude on his easy chair when a spirit wearing track pants is clearly seen walking by at the top of the stairs.
DienstagFoto 2.7.12—Cheyenne Hunter and the extra pocket
It’s odd that no one has done a porn remake of “The Hustler.”
MontagFoto 11.07.11—Anjanette Astoria in the side pocket
Anjanette Astoria proves that the system works
Do “Mommies Gone Bad” include women who’ve never given birth?
I would be happy to impregnate Lisa Ann for a modest fee so that her next MILF movie is an honest one.
MontagFoto 10.3.11—”Oh: You two“
Gram considers Vanessa Vidal, who in turn considers her breasts
Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]
Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career
Madison Young: Newly-minted MILF mixes art, breastmilkshakes
Madison Young kept it real and waited six weeks before “Becoming MILF”
Minivan Moms or: How Francophone strippers aid conception
“It’s odd that we’re all at this point in our lives that we drove to the strip bar in a minivan,” he said.
Alexis Golden: For fuck’s sake
“I prefer to run the show. The majority of what I do in porn is all for me … I shoot my own content, manage my own site, produce my own movies and do all my own marketing.”
Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered
“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time