Anjanette Astoria proves that the system works
Do “Mommies Gone Bad” include women who’ve never given birth?
I would be happy to impregnate Lisa Ann for a modest fee so that her next MILF movie is an honest one.
MontagFoto 10.3.11—”Oh: You two“
Gram considers Vanessa Vidal, who in turn considers her breasts
Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]
Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career
Madison Young: Newly-minted MILF mixes art, breastmilkshakes
Madison Young kept it real and waited six weeks before “Becoming MILF”
Minivan Moms or: How Francophone strippers aid conception
“It’s odd that we’re all at this point in our lives that we drove to the strip bar in a minivan,” he said.
Alexis Golden: For fuck’s sake
“I prefer to run the show. The majority of what I do in porn is all for me … I shoot my own content, manage my own site, produce my own movies and do all my own marketing.”
Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered
“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time
“Golden Girls XXX” cougars vow to Bea all they can Bea
New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back
Anjanette Astoria’s Easter Blessing
I am a big fan of women dressing up as hot elves at Christmas, but somehow this picture that Anjanette Astoria set me, personalized as it is, made me feel that my Easter has been corrupted.
Vivid to Nadya Suleman: I’m'a takes care of you, baby
While many people get into porn because they find the idea of it thrilling, the “gun to the head” that compels others is often dire economic need.
Anjanette Astoria, Joni Mitchell, and the Irish
Working mom Astoria sent along these pictures for anyone who comes home to a mess in the living room, dishes in the sink, and no dinner on the table.
Drain Your Balls before Supper: “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5″
“Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” asks Sky Taylor. Sadly, her appointment as Surgeon General was stalled.
Cytherea: A Face from the Ancient Gallery
Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.
MILF, psychoanalysis reject Irish
Sigmund Freud said that psychoanalysis was useless on the Irish, and now an elderly Irish priest can add MILF to the list of things that find the Irish unpalatable. According to the Christian Science Monitor: Father Michael Sinnott had worked in the Philippines for nearly 33 years when six armed gunmen kidnapped him from a [...]
What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle
We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we [...]
Tanya Tate’s definition of MILF
Mark my words: Until the world agrees on MILF standards there can be no peace. Consider native Liverpudlian (despite how it sounds, that’s not dirty) Tanya Tate. GP: Ms. Tate, it’s important for me to reconcile as many definitions of MILF that I can before my organization can hope to bring about real change. From [...]
AJ Bailey: 29 is the new 19
It isn’t true that the bigger porn studios only look for barely-legal talent; Katsuni and Jesse Jane of Digital Playground, jessica drake and Stormy Daniels of Wicked, and Vivid’s AJ Bailey are just a few examples of women in their late 20s (and early 30s) that companies are banking on to defy the porn stereotype [...]
Stench of a Woman: Straight for Pay with Arpad Miklos
You are familiar with “Gay for Pay” (G4P), which refers to men who identify as straight that perform in gay-oriented movies. Gay scenes tend to pay better and, in the case of performers who can no longer get work in straight porn, the gay side beckons like the Italian Basketball Association. G4P performers walk a [...]


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