The Bush Administration

Studio: Hustler
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Rucca Page, Lexi Love, Max Mikita, Kelly Leigh, Sara Faye

Those porn consumers who bought this movie because they heard some dope somewhere say “If you want to know about a country, look at its pornography” have been misled, because The Bush Administration gives no clue about what the Porno-American community thinks about either our 41st or 43rd presidents. There’s a logo, and that’s it for the whole movie.

It’s like going to a Jiffy Lube, picking up a bunch of oily lug nuts, painting them green, and selling them at health food stores as “Nature’s Bounty.” After all, they’re green.

But this horrible deception only matters to me and about three other people, worldwide. What’s really important is that the five women in this movie have glorious, early-80’s-style bushes, and director Axel Braun puts them on the business end of a bunch of porn dudes, if not a pedestal.

When I think of bushes, I think of older women who are returning to dating after a failed long-term relationship and forgot one minor thing. Their coffee circle of sassy girlfriends convinced them – correctly – that a little belly fat is OK, but stopped short of telling them to get waxed.

Thus scenes with Kelly Leigh and Rucca Paige, women I’d love to meet in the coffee aisle at Ralph’s after their exes picked up the kids for the week and they’re hirsute and fancy-free.

Lexi Love and Max Mikita look a little more exotic, a little less porny, and a little younger. They are the type of women you’d never expect to have underpants full of tribbles.

And then there’s Sara Faye, who is kind of a hybrid and whose scene was my favorite. Neither a teen nor a MILF nor Teagan Presley skinny, a litttle tattooed but not steveporn sullen, Faye not only gives a great performance but she squirts, too.

There’s something about the bush on porn girls with a little weight on them that seems a little less porny and more real, and Faye’s squirting brings a welcome additional measure of sloppiness to the proceedings.

You know, more and more this seems like the Clinton Administration…

Braun’s BTS interviews with Mikita and Page are very entertaining, too. The German Braun sounds a little bit like Werner Herzog when he asks Mikita, “So do you eat men’s asses?”

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