I was informed of my first porn industry award early this morning by registered letter and one of those pajamagrams. Adult producer/fisherman Mike South said that I had the best blog aside from his, and that I actually wrote, as distinct from Kayden Kross, who South says is the best writer who doesn’t.
Similarly, I feel that Kayden Kross and I should have won Best Porn Couple aside from the fact that we are not a couple and she has consistently refused offers to come live with me at my Porn-Supremacist compound.
Also receiving awards were Christian X, Sasha Grey, and Don Houston, although I have a feeling South’s compliments in those cases might be described as “backhanded.”
Clearer shows of support went to the prolific Den of Cyberspace Adult Video Reviews (you can tell how long it’s been around by the title), and to the couple Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo.
Now that I have received this award I am going to go on a publicity tour to secure more awards. I think I’ll go on Howard Stern. He’s still alive, right?
I’ll let you know that I have not even purchased a drink for Mike South, whom I have met in person three times for a total of four minutes. So don’t send me your Marisa Tomei hate mail.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kayden Kross and the luchadores
See also: Mike South
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