Lolly "Schoolhouse" Badcock: Get your adverbs here

Meet Lolly Badcock, star of Harmony Films’ “Ladies Who Lust.” Despite the fact that the 24-year-old Brit dodges lorries rather than trucks and goes on holiday rather than works 52 weeks a year, she does remind me of something quintessentially American: Schoolhouse Rock.

I can think of several adverbs I’d like to modify on or about her person: grew turgidly, ropily volleyed, wept beseechingly.

But verbs aren’t the only things getting qualified in this scene; the nouns are getting some action, too! Scene partner Michelle Moist makes me want to unpack my adjectives … on her face!!!

Another thing that endears these two to all real Americans is the fact that Moist appears to be coupling, “Crossroads”-style, with the Faustian blues legend Robert Johnson.