At the recent “Suck Off Races,” competitors Kita Zen and Beverly Hills discussed their individual strategies to make as many men come as possible in the shortest amount of time.
“I ram it down my throat and it usually helps,” said Zen, who weighs 97 pounds. “And I eat bananas daily.”
Zen’s seemed like a solid process, but it came to naught when Hills, the veteran of several bukkakes, gokkuns, and assorted gangbangs, prevailed.
“I have a teeny ‘giner,” Hills said.
On the one hand, the size of Hills’ vagina should have nothing to do with it – she is only using her mouth and hands. But perhaps the assorted mopes were spurred on by the thought of Hills’ tiny vagina and came that much quicker. What is even weirder is that Hills is easily a head taller than Zen and looks far more womanly.
So Hills’ mere suggestion that her vagina was tiny was sufficient to win her the blowjob trophy.
How can you apply this winning attitude to your own life?
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