“Put yer clothes on, ya Westmeath sloot,” Siobhan said. “It’s Paddy’s Day.”
“These fetishes are all about a loss of personal control,” Pro Villain says.
In addition to closing National Park Service sites and furloughing federal employees, the government shutdown that went into effect this morning has closed the Fellatio Dog Program, which congressional Republicans call “the Blowjob Entitlement.”
If I were ever invited to edit an updated edition of “Ourselves, Growing Older,” it would definitely include a chapter on How To Maintain A Body Worth Your Fake Boobs.
We know that at one point Thomas Jefferson had to have said to Sally Hemmings, “I’m going to Course of Events all over your face.”
“Tragen Sie Turnschuhe, Dumkopfen!” shouted the irritable Father of Psychoanalysis, dead from jaw cancer these seven decades. “Wear sneakers!”
As a lapsed Catholic, pondering how many women can fit on a frenulum is a more appealing diversion than thinking about angels on the head of a pin
“I have a small mouth,” says Alex Chance, “but I use my hands a lot.”
“The Art of Blowjob” was as pleasant a surprise as a blowjob itself.
Putting a blowjob front and center on the cover of an anal movie suggests that women who give blowjobs also do anal, which is never a slam dunk.
In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.
What is the crime, and what is the punishment?
Gram speaks with the namesake of Kelly Shibari’s Big Beautiful Bukkake And Blowjob Show
“Come makes my teeth whiter, I heard,” says Ashlynn Leigh. “But maybe it was someone’s idea of getting me to swallow.”
Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries
“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr
India Summer on how she knows a blowjob is about to be successful: “Vessels start to expand, things tighten in strange places…”
If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.
Who can forget the famous battle cry of Bunker Hill, “Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of their eyes”? Eye-whites are abundant in blowjob videos.
Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr performs whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.