Bobbi Blows My Mouth-Axe
Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr performs whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.
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What does Jamye Waxman know about love?
“Sex is supposed to be fun,” Waxman said, “which is why I shy away from the word ‘expert’. That implies you’re done learning about the subject, and sometimes the thrill of it is improving on your mistakes.”
Beverly Hills’ power of positive thinking
Perhaps people need an obstacle to keep them focused, because it’s amazing how eloquent some women can get with a cock in their mouths.
You can’t apologize with a cock in your mouth
I often tell my parishioners that saying sorry doesn’t mean anything if evidence of the crime is hanging out of the same hole the apology is coming from.
Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”
The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
Getting Hummers at XBiz L.A.
“Where do you think we’ll be a year from now?” Piccionelli asked the panelists. I really wanted someone to say, “soliciting bus fare,” but no one did.
Gracie Glam looks grateful
If Gracie Glam were the blind guitar virtuoso who sang “Feliz Navidad,” she would be Jose Fellatiano
Jean Piaget and Japanese fellatio
Jean Piaget, the father of Genetic Epistemology, would surely have something to say about this arresting image from Third World Media’s “J Girls Dress Up Fantasy.”
Sparkling, ejaculating water circa 1976
Doubtless you’ve seen the fellatastic Burger King ad, and above is a 33-year-old ad for Perrier that explains where test tube babies come from. Below, […]
Focus on Blowjobs
…that sounds like my new Sunday morning public service radio show. Much has been written about the appeal of blowjobs in reputable journals, so I […]
Throat Fuck Gangbang: so hard to get through you
For no reason other than meter, whenever I see the title Throat Fuck Gangbang I think of Jimi Hendrix’ song “Crosstown Traffic.” Throat Fuck Gangbang […]
Blowjob MRI: Your healthcare deductions at work
The unsinkable Michelle Aston sent me this picture of incontrovertible proof that there is always more room. The link is from a fascinating blog about […]