You can’t apologize with a cock in your mouth

Here’s the thing: If you feel compelled to say “Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy #4” to your heartbroken father, at least take the cock out of your mouth before you do it. Otherwise your apology will be laced with both irony and sperm.

You might also refrain from trying to divert the poor bastard’s attention after all he’s done for you. That cock is in your mouth, not your pussy. Trust me: if you’re in porn, he knows the difference.

Finally, remember that brevity is important in all things. “Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy #4” is a long title, and your father might have already committed suicide by the time you finish saying it.

My feeling is that you’re not really sorry; why else would you say the same thing four times?

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