Hysterical Rapists: What makes them so giddy?
the Hysterical Rapist is now woven into our cultural tapestry as basically as that of the Magical Black Man, the kid in the wheelchair who’s good at computers, and the spunky teen superhero assistant
Month: May 2010
“Off the Set”: Porn stars stop having sex on coffeetable long enough to be photographed for coffeetable book
“I … think the essay actually makes clear to me many of the reasons that relationship had to end – even if I didn’t realize these reasons as I wrote it.” – Lorelei Lee
The Pornhumous Kiara Marie
I nearly stumbled over the near-naked and prone form of Kiara Marie, spilling out all over the stairs. We’ve all got to fall sometime.
“Rolls Royce of condoms” for the skull-conscious douchebag
And nothing says safe sex and responsible romance like two panthers circling a fucking skull.
Beverly Hills’ power of positive thinking
Perhaps people need an obstacle to keep them focused, because it’s amazing how eloquent some women can get with a cock in their mouths.
Lolly “Schoolhouse” Badcock: Get your adverbs here
Suppose you’re going nut-gathering. Your buddy wants to know where and when. Use an adverb and tell him.
No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
Porn emerges in Ca. Governor’s race – finally
If Meg Whitman can find a way to make money from porn on the Internet, I think we should vote for her. And Steve Poizner can get the hookers.
Ronnie James Dio: The Elf that Roared
To love Ronnie James Dio is to be able to love a lot of things that at first may seem irreconcilable. It is the best kind of slippery slope.
You know: That “Over the Toilet” look
Some people think that sex by the toilet is filthy; I say it’s practical. I mean, your parts are already out.
New on Lifetime: “Superslut ‘n’ Sophie”
I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.
Porn Valley Adjacent: Captioning Art Nudes in New York
Risque’, a collection of frank photographs by Will Santillo, debuts in New York City on May 20. I call this one “YMCA for Lesbians.”
Damn it, Alix Lakehurst, you almost saved California
It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM
You can’t apologize with a cock in your mouth
I often tell my parishioners that saying sorry doesn’t mean anything if evidence of the crime is hanging out of the same hole the apology is coming from.
Tee & A: The Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament
Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research […]
“An Open Invitation” or: How to stop worrying and learn to love swinging
Two couples, both alike in beauty, in liberal San Francisco where we lay our scene. “An Open Invitation: A Real Swingers’ Party in San Francisco” is that rare porn movie that follows a couple who get better at sex as they go along, all through the noble efforts of the deliciously predatory Lorelei Lee and her groovy friends.
Around the world in 4077 days with Chanel Preston and Eric Swiss
Sometimes you can experience the whole world without leaving the room. It also helps if there are naked 19-year-olds in that room.
Anjanette Astoria should just ask nicely
“Cougar on the Prowl” is a great example of how you don’t need a big studio to make a good movie. Astoria, who makes part of her living as a stripper at clubs like City Limits in the Sacramento suburb of Auburn, and her husband produced this film, which stars just as many famous names as unknown ones.
Today in Japanese couches, fingers, and teeth
“That’s so weird – and comforting,” I said to myself upon viewing the mustard-yellow vinyl sofa. “I also lay other things – like exotic wipes – in addition to pube-y Japanese women on my couch.”
What the FCC? “K-Jugs”
When watching a Score movie I always feel like I’m viewing the sentient seas of the planet Solaris; eventually all that flesh takes on an identity of its own and I can no longer discern where one fold ends and another begins.