This did not strike me as a Fun Girl Having A Good Time. Instead it looked like the drunk girl at a party, the one who manages to turn off even the least-laid person there.
These college students don’t even pretend to ever have studied.
Perhaps Dexy’s Midnight Runners will be comforted that someone thought of them IMMEDIATELY upon watching a popshot descend on the bejeweled stomach of Jaslene Jade. Probably not.
Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.
Like you, I associate asylums with “Jacob’s Ladder,” Nurse Ratched, and T.S. Eliot’s wife, but in “Trisexual Asylum 4,” it looks like these people commit themselves willingly.
The Wonderland Murders made John Holmes’ petty thievery on-set look quaint by comparison
In not describing the physical attributes or motivations of the players on the other side, Weis—and I’ll throw a lasso around the rest of the mainstream media here, too—implicitly sets up an Us v. Them scenario.
“Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian,” says Hirsch, and we all know how her story turned out.”
Der VerSpanken: Any marital aid that has a German name is all right by me, because I’m racist that way, and I know the Germans mean business.
Perhaps if he lives in the Lincoln Tunnel, he is technically from Manhattan, but his shirt, unbuttoned to a sunburned gut, suggests Hoboken.
Satine Phoenix’s story should be shocking to porn fans, too.
I think the adult industry needs fixing, but Measure B won’t do it.
I thought that a pair of hanging testicles were instead a couple of extra flappy, duggy breasts on a woman with a really tight stomach.
“This marks the first in a planned franchise for the scantily clad supernatural hellraiser played by the undeniably beautiful Indian-born Adult Film Star, Priya Rai, “
While Roberts has (apparently) not had involvement in the porn industry since his softcore work in the 1980s, media outlets still emphasize his porn resume rather than his more recent non-porn B-movie gigs.
“We had already been fielding media requests asking if the movie had been produced by pornographers,” bristles Loup Perch-Tounge of the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce, “but we assured them our production value is much higher, especially with the 2008 collapse of altporn.”
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?