Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: A Pornographer’s Perspective
This did not strike me as a Fun Girl Having A Good Time. Instead it looked like the drunk girl at a party, the one who manages to turn off even the least-laid person there.
Someone Needs To Create An Ass Boil Acceptance And Empowerment Awards, Stat
That’s right.
Your Parents Are Throwing Their Goddamn Money Away: “Dare Dorm”
These college students don’t even pretend to ever have studied.
Her Name Is Jaslene, And I Am Poor Old Johnny Ray
Perhaps Dexy’s Midnight Runners will be comforted that someone thought of them IMMEDIATELY upon watching a popshot descend on the bejeweled stomach of Jaslene Jade. Probably not.
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Say “Mama’s Got Big Boobs”
Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.
“TriSexual Asylum”: I Do Not Think That They Will Sing To Me
Like you, I associate asylums with “Jacob’s Ladder,” Nurse Ratched, and T.S. Eliot’s wife, but in “Trisexual Asylum 4,” it looks like these people commit themselves willingly.
It’s not July without a Wonderland Murders commemoration
The Wonderland Murders made John Holmes’ petty thievery on-set look quaint by comparison
Condom debate offers another chance to explain porn personnel to us
In not describing the physical attributes or motivations of the players on the other side, Weis—and I’ll throw a lasso around the rest of the mainstream media here, too—implicitly sets up an Us v. Them scenario.
[PR] Farrah Abraham Hoping She Won’t Remind You of A White Montana Fishburne
“Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian,” says Hirsch, and we all know how her story turned out.”
Der Verspanken: Sie brauchen nicht eine Beziehung mit einer Frau zu bilden
Der VerSpanken: Any marital aid that has a German name is all right by me, because I’m racist that way, and I know the Germans mean business.
“Skin Diamond is not a cunt”—An AEE fan’s perspective
Perhaps if he lives in the Lincoln Tunnel, he is technically from Manhattan, but his shirt, unbuttoned to a sunburned gut, suggests Hoboken.
Satine Phoenix sends a birthday message to an abusing father
Satine Phoenix’s story should be shocking to porn fans, too.
No on B: But Not Because Porn Valley Doesn’t Need Fixing
I think the adult industry needs fixing, but Measure B won’t do it.
In this cloud I see a cock pig
I thought that a pair of hanging testicles were instead a couple of extra flappy, duggy breasts on a woman with a really tight stomach.
[PR] “Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy” Set To Be Greatest Film of All Time
“This marks the first in a planned franchise for the scantily clad supernatural hellraiser played by the undeniably beautiful Indian-born Adult Film Star, Priya Rai, “
Hack work, hoaxes, and “The Innocence of Muslims” porn connection
While Roberts has (apparently) not had involvement in the porn industry since his softcore work in the 1980s, media outlets still emphasize his porn resume rather than his more recent non-porn B-movie gigs.
Porn world shelves “This Ain’t The Innocence of Muslims XXX”
“We had already been fielding media requests asking if the movie had been produced by pornographers,” bristles Loup Perch-Tounge of the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce, “but we assured them our production value is much higher, especially with the 2008 collapse of altporn.”
How Fleshlight protects your feelings, and my journey as America’s Greatest Sex Toy Reviewer
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
Vivid pursues Chinese wife-swappers
AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
Alliteration Alert: “Teeny Tiny Thai Twigs 2”
Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?