Girls great despite untrustworthiness
Listen: you think I like not liking things? At the end of –x– amount of minutes watching a porn movie, reviewing a product, or talking […]
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Angie Savage’s favorite joke
The measure of a successful and effective porn star is when, despite having seen her engage in evidence to the contray, you still can’t believe […]
Kami Andrews leaving porn, having never been to me
Kami Andrews, not because of something I said, has left porn to become a full-time student. To make room for pencil boxes, Trapper Keepers, and […]
Hotter than a Balrog
As you know, October is the anniversary month of my Ringwraith wound from that accursed Morgul blade on Weathertop, so you can forgive me for […]
Casey Parker and California’s pioneers
Casey Parker from 2006. Where are you now, Casey Parker???
Trina Michaels for Industry
Like the MX Missile being dubbed “The Peacemaker” by the Reagan Administration, I have always thought there was a lot of wishful thinking behind naming […]
Fresh Out the Box 4
Studio: Mercenary PicturesDirector: Tina TylerCast: Page Morgan, Bailey Monroe, Ariel Alexus, Nikki Grind, Belle de Leon, Ashley Brooks Portions of this review originally appeared on […]
Derby Day for Memphis Monroe
In another part of the country I am known as Colonel Gram Ponante. That is why I was interested in hearing what Louisville’s own Memphis […]
Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts!
This movie is chock-full of pretty girls doing sassy, non-threatening things.
Pussy Party: Day rate plus anal
“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.
“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.
Katja Kassin: Landmädel redux
There are always exceptions, but your pal Gram prefers women he thinks he could cross the desert on. With that in mind, a while ago […]